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Jambalaya por-cu-pine filet gumbo
Jambalaya crawfish pie filet gumbo
Jambalaya, coke speed five, fillet gumbo,
'Cause tonight I'm-a gonna see mama santa mio.
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Jumbo lie an' a crow puss pie an' a Philly gunboat.
Jambalaya, crawfish pie and a filet gumbo.
Jumbo lie, a cod fish pie and Philip gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my Michelle, amigo
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Jungle eye, a cold fish pie and fill a gunboat
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my machinery-o
Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a file gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Me gotta go for the beano down the biro
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the Bayou
Settle down far from town get him a beer-oh
And he'll catch all the fish from the pier-oh
Settle down far from town get him a pirogue
And he'll catch all the fish in the bayou.
Settle down far from town get him a pillow
And he'll catch all the fish in the Bi-lo.
Settle down far from town get him a pirogue
And he'll catch all the fish in the bayou.
Sham bull eye and crawfish pie can fill a gunboat
[Later]
For tonight I'm a-gonna see mama share a meatloaf.
Jambalay' and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
[Later]
For tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher a mio.
Son of a gun, gonna have big fun goin' to Bi-Lo.
Son of a gun, gonna have big fun on the bayou.
In the southern US where I live, Bi-Lo is a supermarket chain. Whether it was around at the time this song came out, I don't know.
Swap his Mom to buy Yvonne what she need-o.
Swap his mon' to buy Yvonne what she need-o.
Swap my mom to buy Yvonne what she need-oh
Swap my mon to buy Yvonne what she need-oh.
A single letter completely changes the meaning!
Tipitoe fountain, oh.
Thibodeaux, Fontaineaux
Triple toe, found the dough, the place is buzzin',
Kinfolk come to see you born by the dozen.
Thibodaux, Fontaineaux, the place is buzzin',
Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen.
We gotta go forth with Pete Rose
Down the Bayou.
Me gotta go pole the pirogue
Down the Bayou.
Editor's note: Pro athlete Pete Rose was still a kid when this song was made.
We gotta go forty kilos down the bayou.
Me gotta go, pole the pirogue down the bayou.
We gotta go take the Beatles down to bio
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the Bayou