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'Cause Janet's not a guy named Michael.
Got with Janet, then with Guy, now with Michael.
Ain't doing a basketball thing to jam
It ain't too much for me to jam
All the worthless scum together
All the world must come together
Don't you talk to me while screamin' junk.
Don't you talk to me, don't scream and shout.
Goku, it ain't too much for me
Don't you, it ain't too much for me
I'm a huge "Dragon Ball Z" fan
Ham, it's paint, it's paint too much fluff
Ham, it's paint, much fluff
It's painter too much for meat.
Jam, it ain't, it ain't too much stuff
Jam, it ain't, too much
It ain't too a much for me.
It ain't too much for me a damn
It ain't too much for me to jam
It ain't too much, ain't you a mushroom feeler.
It ain't too much
It ain't too a much for me.
It ain't, dude, a mushroom!
It ain't too a much for me.
It ain’t too much for me, oh damn!
It ain’t too much for me to jam
Jam, ih-ay
Ih-ay, ooh-er-er
Ih-ay, ooh-er
Ay, ooh, ah-ah-oh-ee-uh.
Jam, it ain't
It ain't too much stuff
It ain't too much
Ain't too much for me.
Never Janet
Dare a guy
Never Michael.
Got with Janet
Then with Guy
Now with Michael.
[Ed.'s note: This lyrics was rapped by Heavy D.]
She prayed to God and then she sings a talent song.
She prayed to God to Buddha, then she sings a Talmud song.
You wanna get up and jump
You wanna get up and jam