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A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane
Two unremarkable kids growing up in a hot land
A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane
Two American kids growing up in the heart land
Buddy, yeah. I see life goes on.
Long after the period of livin is gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone
Cable come around really soon,
make us primitive men
Changes come around real soon,
make us women and men
Change this song around,
real soon you'll be swimmin' in men
Chages come around real soon,
makes us women and men
Changes come along real soon make us swimmin' immense.
Changes come along real soon make us women and men.
Changes come along real soon, make us withered and bent.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon
Make us swimmin' in men
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men
Changes come around real soon make the swimming immense
Changes come around real soon make us women and men
Changes come around real soon make us primitive man
Changes come around real soon make us women and men
Changes come around real soon make us women, Amen!
Changes come around real soon make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon naked, swimming in men.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon,
let's go swimmin' and then
Changes come around real soon,
make us women and men
Changes come around real soon, make me a swim-a-lint man.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, make us Liberty men.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, make us swim in Amen.
Changes come around real soon make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, make us swimmin' again.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, make us swimmin' in debt.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, make us swimming in bed
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
Changes come around real soon, make us swivel and bend
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
Changes come around real soon, make us swiveling men
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
Changes come around real soon, make you swear by that man.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, makes us swimming in hens.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, we'll be swimming again.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, we'll go swimming again.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon, make us women again
or
Change comes around real soon, have you swimming in sand
or
Changes come around real soon, we'll go swimming and then
or
Changes come around real soon, we'll go swimming and then
Changes come around real soon, makes us women and men
Changes come around real soon, we're just swimming, and BAM!
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon
Make us swim in that mess.
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men.
Changes come around real soon
Make us live it again
Changes come around real soon,
Make us women and men
Changes come around real soon
Make us swim in a can.
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men.
Changes come around really soon, make us women, admit it.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes comin' down real soon, baby, live and let live
Changes come around real soon, makes us women and men
Changes comin' round real soon, we just do what we can.
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Changes comin' round real soon,
Makes us swimmin' and then
Changes come around real soon,
Make us women and men
Changes comin' round soon make us women and then...
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Diane's Debby-Tommed the backseat of Jackie's car
Diane's the debutant backseat of Jackie's car
Diane's daddy taught back seat of Jackie's car.
Diane's debutante back seat of Jackie's car.
Diane's dating Tom in the backseat of Jackie's car.
Diane's debutante--backseat of Jackie's car.
Diane's doing time in the backseat with Jackie's mom.
Diane's debutante--backseat of Jackie's car.
Diane's gonna become the back seat of Jackie's car
or
Diane's standin' tall in the back seat of Jackie's car
Diane debutante backseat of Jackie's car
Diane's jacket's on the backseat of Jackie's car
Diane's debutante on the backseat of Jackie's car
Diane's sittin' on Jackie's lap
He's got his head between her knees
Diane's sittin' on Jackie's lap
He's got his hand between her knees
Diane's spending time in the backseat of Jackie's car
Diane's debutante on the backseat of Jackie's car
Editor's note: All of this performer's entries have been filed under 'John Mellencamp' to eliminate clutter.
Diane's ticket's on the backseat of Jackie's car
Diane's debutante on the backseat of Jackie's car
Don't let it rock, let it roll
Let the Poppa Bear come and save my soul
hold on to sixteen as long as you can
changes come around real soon make us swimmin' in bed
So let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
changes come aroud real soon make us women and men
Dribble of a spot of Brook's Lightning
And do as I please.
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do what I please.
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks and do what I please.
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks, let me do what I please.
Dribble off those barbecue slabs
And do as we please.
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do as I please.
Dribble off those bubbly brooks; laugh and do as I please.
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks let me do as I please
Go, Little Rock! Lady, roll.
So let it rock, let it roll
Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let the momma whale come and save my soul
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Gonna let it rock, let it roll,
Let the power of hell come and save our souls
or
Gonna let it rock, let it roll,
let the power vale come and save our souls
or
Gonna let it rock, let it roll,
let the power vale come and save our souls
Let it rock, let it roll,
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let the bubble bounce, come and save my soul
Holdin' on to six feet as long as you can
Changes comin' round real soon, make us quibble and bend.
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Editor's note: PLEASE REMEMBER TO TYPE IN BR TAGS between consecutive lines. Otherwise it will appear as a run-on paragraph, which is not easy on the eyes when reading song lyrics.
Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let them come in, come and save my soul
Hold on your six-string, as long as you can
Won't you come around and make us slimmer than man.
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
Changes come aroud real soon, make us women and men.
Hold on to six string as long as you can.
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his fair exchange thing.
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.
Jackie sits back, flex his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best change game
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean
Jackie sits back, reflects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean
Jackie sits back, to flex his nostrils a moment.
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean
Janey's comin' round real soon take us swimming and then,
Changes come around real soon make us women and men
Jesus comin' round real soon, make us women and men
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
Jiggle off those Bobby Brooks laughing and do what I please
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks, let me do what I please
Jiggle off those bobby-bruise laughin' do what I please
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks let me do as I please
Lemme tell ya 'bout Jack and Diane.
Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane.
Let Taco Bell come on and save my soul
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Let it rock let it roll
Let the power of wealth come and save our soul.
Let it rock, let it roll,
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the bottle melt, come and sing my song
Hold on to the sixties as long as you can
changes come aroud real soon make us livin' again
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
changes come aroud real soon make us women and men
Let it rock, let it roll,
put the bottle down, come and save my soul.
Hold on to the 60s as long as you can,
changes come around real soon make you real good in bed.
Let it rock, let it roll,
let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can,
changes come around real soon make us women and men.
Let it rock, let it roll
Let a bottle of milk, come and cereal.
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Mama Vamp come and save my soul.
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
I look pretty. Jack and Diane
or
Little did it, about Jack & Diane
or
Let me tell ya 'bout Jack and Diane
or
Let me tell ya 'bout Jack and Diane
Little Ditty about Jack and Diane
Let that Bobby Bell come and save my soul.
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Let the Bible man come and save my soul
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Let the Taco Bell come and save my soul
or
Let the ball bounce, come and save my soul
or
Let the ball bounce, come and save my soul
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Let the bobble bounce come and save my soul
Let the Bible belt come and save my soul
Let the bottle bank save your soul
Let the Bible belt come down and save my soul
Let the bottle bill come and save my soul
Let the Bible belt come and save my soul
Let the bottle bounce, come on, save my soul.
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Let the bottle of ale come and save my soul.
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Let the bubba bell ring and save me. So?
Hold on to sixty. And nine when you can.
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can,
Let the bubble bath come and save my soul
Let the bible belt come and save my soul
Pappa bear come and save my soul
or
Let the bubble bounce come and save my soul
or
Let the bubble bounce come and save my soul
Let the Bible belt come down and save my soul
Let the bubble bell come and free my soul
or
Let the buckle belt come and free my soul
or
Let the buckle belt come and free my soul
Let the bible belt come and free my soul
Let the muscle bound come and save my soul.
Let the Bible Belt come and free my soul.
Listen Papa Bell, come and sing my song
Let the Bible belt come down and save my soul
Little Debbie
That Jack and Diane
A little ditty
'Bout Jack and Diane
Editor's note: ALL of this performer's songs are going to be filed under his real name, John Mellencamp, since that is his legal name, and the way he is known all over the world.
Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane
Three American kids going to the promised land.
Little ditty, 'bout Jack and Diane
Two American kids doing the best that they can.
Little t*****s on Jackie and Diane.
Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane.
Little tittes about Jack and Diane
Little ditty about Jack and Diane
Long after the thread of living is gone
Long after the thrill of living is gone
Long after the threat of living is gone.
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
Long after the thrill, of Olivia Newton-John
Long after the thrill of living is gone
Make us swim in a can
Make us women and men
Make us swimmin' again
Make us women and men
Make us swimming at best
Make us women and men
Make yourself a round rooster,
then your swimming in hens
Changes come around real soon,
make us women and men
Oh yeah, life goes on.
Don't open the fridge, the lemonade's gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Don't have to be afraid of living in the dark.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Don't have to be afraid of when living is gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the threat of living is gone
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' in the john
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living in Chicago.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill, of Olivia Newton-John.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
Oh, let it rock, let it roll Let the "Papa Bear" come and save my soul
Let it rock, let it roll, Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Thanks
Oh, yeah, life goes on
long after the mystery of livin' is gone
Oh, yeah, life goes on
long after the thrill of livin' is gone
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the mystery of livin' in a song.
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thread of livin' is gone.
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' in a song.
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
Old lady rock
Lady roll
Let the bottled vamp come and save our soul
Hang onto 16 as long as you can
Changes come around real soon, make you swimmin' in men.
Let it rock
Let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to 16 as long as you can
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
Peeble on those Bobbie Brooks
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Scratches his head and does a fast change scene.
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.
Shuffle off those Bobby Brooks legs
And do what I please.
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do what I please.
So we walked through the door.
Suckin' on chili dogs
So, let it rock
Let it roll
Let the bottle bounce come and save my soul.
Let it rock
Let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Stuck an orange in the door
Suckin' on a chili dog
Suckin on his chili dog, outside she tastes it, free.
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
Suckin' down chili dogs and trying to break free.
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze.
Suckin' down chili dogs out by the shady tree
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
Suckin' on chili dog, outside tastes free
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
Suckin' on chili dogs on a Saturday spree
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
Suckin' on chili dogs, outside the taste is free.
Suckin' on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Freeze.
Suckin' on chilli dogs
Outside the shade tree.
Suckin' on chilli dogs
Outside the Tastee Freeze.
The little 5th grader of living is gone.
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
Tip the bottle up, come on and save my soul.
Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul.
Tumble on down to Father Brook's lap and do what I please
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks, let me do what I please
Two American kids doin' it as fast as they can.
Two American kids doing the best that they can.
Two American kids doing it till they're deadpan!
Two American kids doing the best that they can!
Two American kids growing up in a hot land
Two American kids growing up in the heartland
When Diane does the quarterback sneak, oh Jackie's calm.
Diane's the Debutante of the backseat of Jackie's car.
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks, let me do what I please.
Let the bottle of milk come and save my soul
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Suckin' on chili dogs, our scientists freed
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze