Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Want Your Sex that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Don't be no rival, just look in my eyes.
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
Don't feed no libel, just look in my eyes.
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
Don't look in the Bible, just look in my eyes.
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
Get it? Get it? Get it? C'mon!
C-c-c-c-c-c-c'mon!
I want your lube
I want your love
I want your sex
Now that you're above.
I want your sex
I want your love.
I want your socks
(Later)
Socks are natural, socks are good
Not everybody wears 'em, but everybody should
I want your sex
(Later)
Sex is natural, sex is good
Not everybody does it, but everybody should
This was also a song parody on Dr. Demento. Not sure if these are the lyrics to that parody though.
I won't choose sex.
I want your sex.
I'll aim and love her.
I am a lover.
Kitty-kitty-kitty-come on.
C-c-c-c-c-c-come on.
Not everybody does it,
Not everybody should
Not everybody does it,
But everybody should
Picky-picky-picky come on
C-c-c-c-c-c-come on
Satan is on my side
It's taken so much time
Satan's on my side
It's taken so much time
What do you consider from 9 to 3?
or
What do you consider when I'm afraid?
What do you consider pornography?
What's your defintion of dirty, baby
Watch and you can sit up on my Mercedes
What's your definition of dirty, baby
What do you consider pornography