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There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts overflowing
There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
There'll be parties for Holsteins
Marshmallows for Tolkien.
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And Carolyn out in the snow.
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting.
And carolin' out in the snow.
There'll be potties for hosting
Marcela is toasting.
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for roasting.
This is NOT a 'Traditional' song. It was written in 1963 by songwriters Eddie Pola and George Wyle. Andy Williams performed the very first recorded version of it that same year, and different musicians have recorded their own versions of it over the years.
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone smelling of beer and good cheer!
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you, 'Be of good cheer!'
With those hollow, degrading
All-gay orgy meetings.
With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings
And everyone telling you'll be a good king
And everyone telling you be of good cheer
And hearts will be growing
And hearts will be glowing
And hearts will be growing
And hearts will be glowing
And hearts will be growing
And hearts will be glowing
Marshmallows for coasting
Marshmallows for toasting
Marshmallows for coasting
Marshmallows for toasting
There'll be Barney for hosting
There'll be parties for hosting
There'll be scary book stories
There'll be scary ghost stories
There'll be scary toast stories and tales of the Gories
There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories
There'll be scary toast stories
And tales of the gories
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories
There’ll be scary Post Toasties
There'll be scary ghost stories
Post Toasties are Post's version of corn flakes.
They'll be telling ghost stories
There'll be scary ghost stories
They'll be telling ghost stories
There'll be scary ghost stories