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A few could see
A fool could see
A fool could see just how much I adorn you.
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
I don't bum anybody else
I don't want anybody else
I don't bump anybody else.
I don't want anybody else.
I don't f*** anybody else
When I think I about you, I touch myself.
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself.
I don't get myself
I forget myself
I don't love anybody else
I don't want anybody else
I don't put in anybody else
When I think I felt you, I touch myself.
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself.
I don't want anybody else.
When I think about you I dust my shelves.
I don't want anybody else.
When I think about you I touch myself.
I don't worry about anybody else
I don't want anybody else
I f**k at myself
I forget myself
I know where he's laughing
I'm always laughing
I love my sale
I love myself
I rub myself
I want you to rub me.
I love myself
I want you to love me.
I search myself, I want you to find me
I walk at myself, I want you to remind me.
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me.
I want you to rewind it
I want you to remind me
I'd f***in' see just how much I adore you.
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
I'm focusing (on) just how much I adore you.
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
If you could see, just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
If you could see
A fool could see
When I dream about you
When I think about you
When I feel damned
When I feel down
When I make a belch, ooh, I touch myself
When I think about you I touch myself
When I think about you, I dust my shelves
When I think about you, I touch myself
When I think about you, I trust myself
When I think about you, I touch myself
You're the one who makes me call mommy.
You're the one who makes me come running.
You're the one who makes me come, honey.
You're the one who makes me come running.
You're the one who makes me cum money.
You're the one who makes me come running.
You're the one who makes me go "mommy"
You're the one who makes me come running
You're the one who makes me go 'money!'
You're the one who makes me come running.
You're the one who makes me go manic
You're the one who makes me come running
You're the one who makes me grow money.
You're the one who makes me come running.
You're the one who makes me happy, honey.
You're the one who makes me come running.
You're the one who makes me throw money
You're the one who makes me come running