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It'll hold your clothes
It'll hold you close
You promised when I was on the phone
I was talking 'bout nothing at all
You probably spend hours on the phone
Talking about nothing at all
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
And a meteor room
And a meteor bed
And a meteor life
And a meteor head
Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed
And I'm in your life
And I'm in your head
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
But I'll never get c**t
But I'll never get caught
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Doug Dieken
John Deacon
Doug Dieken played left tackle for the Cleveland Browns in the late seventies and early eighties, the same time Queen was at their peak.
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
I'm an innocent man
I'm the invisible man
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Incredible how I can see right to you
It's criminal how I can see right through you
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Incredible how you can, so ride through me
Incredible how you can see right through me
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Incredible loungy chair see Ronnie through me
Incredible how you can see right through me
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Join a gay club
John Deacon
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
No one knows what I've been through
Let my fat a** burn
No one knows what I've been through
Let my flag unfurl
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
No one knows what I've been through
On my fat a** firm.
No one knows what I've been through
Let my flag unfurl.
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Professor.
Who goes there?
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Rayquaza!
Who goes there? [during "Ha, ha, ha, hello" part]
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Right lane, right lane!
Brian May, Brian May!
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Right man, right man!
Brian May, Brian May!
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Rob ya, tailor!
Roger Taylor
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Rodge his head off!
Roger Taylor!
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
Sa ride through me.
See right through me.
Queen's,
"The Invisible Man"
¿Qué pasa?
Who goes there?