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Beef with gravy
or
My name is Davy.
In the Navy
Come on, enjoy your fellowmen
Come on, and join your fellow, man
In the Navy,
where you piss in the sea
In the Navy,
yes you can sail the seven seas
In the knave, E
In the Navy
In the lady!
In the Navy!
Very odd (and ironic) choice of lyrics for a group with a large following among gay men.
Schindellegi
In the Navy
Schindellegi is a place in Switzerland.
They want you in the nudie crew
They want you as a new recruit
Big wazoo, big wazoo, big wazoo-ass, the new recruit
They want you,
They want you,
They want you as a new recruit
But I'm sure they will be always a good naked
Working for the land and sea
For I'm sure there will be always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea
Pins and needles
In the Navy
Shame on you,
Shame on you,
Shame on you and the boogie too
They want you,
They want you,
They want you as a new recruit
They want you and the Looney Tunes
They want you as a new recruit
They want you at the movies, too
They want you as a new recruit
They want you, they want you
They want you as a loony crew
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
We want you,
We want you,
We want you as a movie crew
They want you,
They want you,
They want you as a new recruit
Where can you learn to fly planes or to skin dive
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports, and skin dive