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Aah, she wants spaghetti
Aah, she wants spaghetti
Aah, she wants to give it
Aah, she wants to give it
Kick her in the crotch, yeah
Keep it in the closet
Oh, she wants to get it
OR
Oh, she won't forget it
OR
Oh, she won't forgive it
Oh, she wants to give it
Oooh, she likes spaghetti.
Ooh, she wants to get in.
She wants the digit.
or
She wants to visit.
or
She wants to dig it.
She wants to give it.
You cannot clean it, burning in the face.
You cannot cleave it, put it in the furnace.
Cause If It's Icky You Have To Rub It
'Cause If It's Aching You Have To Rub It
It’s just a minute
It’s just 11:00
Kitten in the closet
Keep it in the closet
She's just eleven. I'm twenty five.
She's just a lover who's doin' me by
There's something about your baby
or
There's something about a baby
There's something about you, baby
You're just a leather, dirty bike
Is it worth forgiving? Is it worth the try?
(Later)
'Cause if it's aching you have to rob it
She's just a lover who's doin' me by
Is it worth the giving? Is it worth the try?
(Later)
'Cause if it's aching you have to rub it