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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for In The Closet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Michael Jackson's, "In The Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aah, she wants spaghetti
Aah, she wants spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
Aah, she wants to give it
Aah, she wants to give it
Michael Jackson's, "In The Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick her in the crotch, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Keep it in the closet
Michael Jackson's, "In The Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, she wants to get it
OR
Oh, she won't forget it
OR
Oh, she won't forgive it
Original Lyrics:
Oh, she wants to give it
Michael Jackson's, "In The Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, she likes spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, she wants to get in.
Michael Jackson's, "In The Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants the digit.
or
She wants to visit.
or
She wants to dig it.
Original Lyrics:
She wants to give it.
Michael Jackson's, "In The Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You cannot clean it, burning in the face.
Original Lyrics:
You cannot cleave it, put it in the furnace.
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause If It's Icky You Have To Rub It
Original Lyrics:
'Cause If It's Aching You Have To Rub It
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just a minute
Original Lyrics:
It’s just 11:00
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitten in the closet
Original Lyrics:
Keep it in the closet
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just eleven. I'm twenty five.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a lover who's doin' me by
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something about your baby
or
There's something about a baby
Original Lyrics:
There's something about you, baby
Michael Jackson's, "In the Closet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a leather, dirty bike
Is it worth forgiving? Is it worth the try?
(Later)
'Cause if it's aching you have to rob it
Original Lyrics:
She's just a lover who's doin' me by
Is it worth the giving? Is it worth the try?
(Later)
'Cause if it's aching you have to rub it

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