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And I do my little term on the catwalk
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
And I play my guitar on the catwalk
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
And I'm too 16 for this song
And I'm too sexy for this song
And I'm too sexy fo my land
Too sexy for my land, New York, and Japan.
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
And I'm too sexy for the land
Too sexy for the land New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
And I'm too sexy for the soft!
And I'm too sexy for this song!
And I'm too sexy for, that's all!
And I'm too sexy for this song!
I do my little turds in the cat box
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I have morals, you know what I mean?
I'm a model, you know what I mean?
I shape my little turn on the catwalk.
or
I shave my little bush on the catwalk.
I shake my little tush on the catwalk.
I shave my little tush on the catwalk
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I want $2.60 for my car.
I am too sexy for my car.
I'm a flower, you know what I mean
And I murdered someone on the catwalk.
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
I'm a mama, you know what I mean.
I'm a model, you know what I mean.
I'm a martyr, you know what I mean
I'm a model, you know what I mean
I'm a mondo, ya know what I mean
And I do my little t*** on the catwalk.
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
I'm a moron
You know what I mean.
I'm a model
You know what I mean.
I'm immoral, you know what I mean?
I'm a model, you know what I mean?
I'm too sexy for it, I'm sure.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
I'm too sexy for me land.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
I'm too sexy for my LAN
I'm too sexy for Milan
I'm too sexy for my carp
Too sexy for my carp
Too sexy by farts.
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far.
I'm too sexy for my cat
I'm too sexy for my hat
Both are correct, at different places in the song. One could be misheard as the other.
I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
Black and white cowskin hat.
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
I'm too sexy for my lamb
I'm too sexy for Milan
I'm too sexy for my lamp.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
I'm too sexy for my land.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
I'm too sexy for my land
Too sexy for my land
New York and Japan
I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
I'm too sexy for my len
Too sexy for my len
You lot can depend.
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan.
I'm too sexy for my liver
I'm too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for my s***.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
I'm too sexy for my shark
Too sexy for my shark
So sexy in hearts
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
I'm too sexy for my show
I'm too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for my shun.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
I'm too sexy for the potty
Too sexy for the potty
The way I've just gone dancing.
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
I'm too sexy for your body.
I'm too sexy for your party.
I'm too sexy for your body
Too sexy for your body
The way I'm disco dancing.
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
I'm two sixty for my shirt.
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
I'm your mother, you know what I mean
I'm a m-model, you know what I mean
New York and Chopin
New York and Japan
No way, I'll just go dancing.
No way I'm disco dancing.
No, wait, I've just got time to sing
No way I'm disco dancing
Oooh Yokan, Japan
New York and Japan
The way I just go dancing
No way I'm disco dancing.
The way I'm Disco Thompson.
No way, I'm disco dancing.
The way I'm disco dancing.
No way I'm disco dancing.
I’m just sexting for my cat
I’m too sexy for my hat