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And did you think that Stoke would ever win?
And if you think this fool could ever win
And if you think the smoker ever wins
And if you think this fool could ever win
Don't you know that I'm still Stanley
Don't you know that I'm still standing
Don't you know that I'm still static
Don't you know that I'm still standing
Feelin' like a priest designed my life
without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life
without you on my mind
Feelin' up the little kids
Feelin' like a little kid
I grill salmon.
I'm still standing.
I'm Neil Diamond
I'm still standin'
I'm your daddy...yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm still standing...yeah, yeah, yeah
Pickin' up the feces of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the fishies of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the species of my life without you on my mind
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
So you think that Stoke could never win.
And if you think this fool could ever win.
Your blood like fever, feet are just like ice
You got a cold lonely night that shines from you
You hide up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you loose
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use