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All this leading, thrashing out
I see you now, you do the twist and shout.
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
All this sleeping, stretching out
I wanna go where people rest & shout
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
All this sleeping, trashing out
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
All this sweeping, flashing, ahhhh
I want to go where there's a Western shout!
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
Always leaving, thrashing ahh
I'll only go when people twist and shout.
On we sweep, with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Always searching, pressing on
I wanna go where there's a wrestling show.
On we sweep with threshing oars
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Always sleep with flashing eye
I hold the door to see the rest of shore.
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Always sleep with nothing on
I wanna go where people twist and shout
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
Always sleep, b**ching out
I only go to the west section.
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
Always sleep, especially now,
I wanna go where things twist and shout
On we sweep with the threshing oar,
our only goal will be the Western Shore
Always sleep, nothing more
I only go where there's a resturant show.
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
Always sleeping, arrested shout
I wanna go with these aristocrats
On we sweep with the threshing oar,
our only goal will be the Western Shore
Always sleeping, catching up
I wanna go, where there's a western shop.
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Always sleeping, pushing on;
I wanna go where there’s a rest to shout.
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Always sleeping, stressing out
I roll the call but then you run the show!
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Always sweeping and trashing on.
Our only goal's to face the west and shout.
On we sweep, with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Always sweeping, pressing on
I wanna go where there's a western show.
On we sweep with threshing oars
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Always sweet with, flashing eyes, on a roller coaster see them twist and shout!
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Always sweet, refreshing, ahh!
On we sweep with threshing oar.
Always thinking, sixty-nine!
On we sweep with threshing oar.
Always weeping, lashing out;
our only goal will be you shut you up
On we sweep with threshing oar;
our only goal will be the Western shore.
Come from the land of ice and snow,
Of the midnight sun where the hot winds blow
Come from the land of ice and snow,
Of the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
Come to the land of ice cream cones.
We come from the land of ice and snow.
Enter the land of the ice cream man.
We come from the land of the ice and snow.
Feed some Tuscan women in the day, just mad at all your losing
Peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing.
Fight the Hulk, singing and frying
To fight the horde, singing and crying.
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow...
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...
Hammer up the car
Hammer of the Gods
Holy secret, the threshing oar
I only know it'll be the wasteland shout
We are dark overlords.
Tonight, you'd better stop.
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
We are your overlords
So now you'd better stop.
Holy she-it, j***ing off.
On we sweep with a threshing oar.
I wanna go and see the Western Show.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
I wanna go where people twist and shout
Our only goal will be the western shore
I want to go to a Country-Western show.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
I want to go to where's the worst place to shop.
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
I want to go where there's a Western show
Our only goal will be the western shore
I want to go where there's a restaurant show.
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
I want to go where things are rest assured
Our only goal will be the western shore
I want to go with a rising shout
Our only goal is the western shore
Lonely people piss me off.
On we sweep with a threshing oar.
Member of the cause
Hammer of the gods
Oh the Sea Witch, crashing on
I wanna go where people rest and shout.
Onward we go with thrashing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
On we sweep, pressing on I wanna go were these directions show!
On we sweep with threshing oar Our only goal will be the western shore.
Only sleep when
We're threshing on
I wanna go
and taste the west end shore
On we sweep with
The threshing oar
Our only goal
will be the western shore
Only sleep with professionals
I want go where people twist and shout!
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
Our only go will be the western show.
Our only goal will be the western shore
Our only goal is to find a hoe.
Our only goal is the western shore.
Our only goal will be a rest station.
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Our only goal will be the western show.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Our only goal will be to rest and shower
Our only goal will be the western shore
Our only goat will do the twist and shout.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Sarah Swanson, I am coming!
Valhalla, I am coming!
So now you better stop, your weepy hearts are ruined.
So now, you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruin.
So now you'd better stop raping all your women.
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
So tonight, you'd better stop reaping over your ruin.
So now, you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruin.
To fight the whores, singing and crying.
To fight the horde, singing and crying.
To hammer up the gun
The hammer of the gods
Tonight you’d better stop & read me all your runes
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
Treat some dry skin in the day to hide all your brusing.
Peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing.
Valhalla I am crumb-o-ling!
Valhalla, I am coming!
Van Helsing, I am combing!
Valhalla, I am coming!
Van Halen, I am coming
or
Vendela here I come
or
Vendela here I come
Valhalla, I am coming
We always sleep, twitching arms
I wanna go where we can twist and shout!
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
We are overblown.
We are your overlords.
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow.
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
We come from the land of the ice cream show,
From the midnight sun of the Cosby Show.
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
We come from the lands of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
We come from the lands of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
We'll only stop where there's a rest station.
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Where the hot springs blow
Where the hot springs flow
Whisper tales of gore.
Whisper tales of Thor.
Who needs coffee when the ice cream's cold
Come from the land of the ice and snow
With the midnight sun and a high-strung bow.
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.