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Anytime you feel danger or fear then mention me I will appear
Anytime you feel danger or fear instantly I will appear
Climb Avery mountain.
I'm every woman.
Climb every mountain,
swim every sea
I'm every woman,
it's all in me
Climb every mountain
I'm every woman
Climb every woman, it's all in me
I'm every woman, it's all in me
Climb every woman.
I'm every woman.
Climb every woman
I'm every woman
Climb every woman
I'm every woman
Climb every women.
I'm every woman.
Every woman's etouffee
Every word from A to Z
Etouffee is a Cajun dish.
Fired every woman
I'm every woman.
Flying every woman
I'm every woman
I ain't pregnant, but I'm the one.
I ain't braggin', but I'm the one.
I ain't pregnant.
I ain't braggin'.
I ain't ready
I ain't bragging
I ain't reggae
I ain't bragging
I am immortal
I'm every woman
I can beat the boss right now.
I can read your thoughts right now.
I can catch a spell
I can cast a spell
I can eat a horse right now.
I can read your thoughts right now.
I can feel your socks right now
I can read your thoughts right now
I can read your bugs right now.
I can read your thoughts right now.
I can read your pulse right now
I can read your thoughts right now
I can read your quotes right now
I can read your thoughts right now
I can set your knees
Like plain unto the seas.
I can sense your needs
Like rain unto the seeds.
I can sing Chinese
I can sense your needs
I dance at Walmart
I'm every woman.
I'm Andy Warhol
I'm every woman
I'm Daddy Warbucks
I'm every woman
Daddy Warbucks is a character from Little Orphan Annie.
I'm Eddie Money
I'm every woman
I'm Harry Walnut
Bust at the seams.
I'm every woman
It's only me.
I'm Mary Loman.
I'm every woman.
I'm a hairy woman.
I'm every woman.
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can beat the boss right now
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can read your thoughts right now
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can eat a horse right now
I'm every woman,
it's all in me,
I can read your thoughts right now
I'm every woman
I havta pee
I can eat your pork right now.
I'm every woman
It's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now.
I'm hairy woman
I'm every woman
I'm making walnuts
I'm every woman
Icelandic woman, she's all afreeze.
I'm every woman, it's all in me.
In a river manger see!
Every word from A to Z
Isn’t that ama-zing?
Every word from A to Z
It ain't traffic
I ain't braggin'
Library woman
I'm every woman.
Tropicana
Chaka Khan
The name Whitney says at the near end of the song, as a tribute to Chaka Khan, the person who originally sang this song.