Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Imagine that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And the world will be a swan
And the world will be as one
But I'm not Jane Robelot
But I'm not the only one
But I'm not Obi-Wan
But I'm not the only one
But I'm not the lonely one
But I'm not the only one
But I'm not the worrywart
But I'm not the only one
Happy to kill or die
Nothing to kill or die for
Imagine all the pee-holes
Imagine all the people
Imagine all the people living for themselves
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine all the people
Cheering all the world
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
51 years of listening to the world's greatest modern song and you'd have thought I'd have gotten it right. At least I'm in good company with The Korgis, lol.
Imagine all the people
Living a storm libido.
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world.
Imagine all the people
Living for two days.
Imagine all the people
Living for today.
Imagine all the pimples
Imagine all the people
Imagine there's no Heaven
Jesus, you tried.
Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try.
Imagine there's no poultry
or
Imagine there's no poetry
Imagine there's no country
No need for greed or hunger
Brother, who da man?
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man.
You may say I'm a dead guy
But I'm not the only one
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
You may say I'm a screamer.
You may say I'm a dreamer.