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And I saw her face,
now I am a beaver
Then I saw her face
now I'm a believer
And I saw her face
Now I'm a bulemic.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Disappoint me, honey, and all my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointed olives on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment hardened on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment partied on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment was honey on my trees.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment, heartache on my dreams
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment, heartache on my dreams
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment, heartache, spoiled my dreams!
Disappointment haunted all my dreams!
Disappointment, honey, on my dreams
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Get the point, man, honkin' on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Get the point, man, honkin' on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Guess the blind man haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Guess the pointmen honked at all my dreams
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Guessed the point that I'll get all my dreams
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
I couldn't believe her if I tried.
I couldn't leave her if I tried.
I never saw her face
Now I am a believer
Not a taste
Italian my mind.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
I thought love was more or less a give for free
I thought love was more or less a givin thing
I thought love was more or less a give or take
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
I thought love was more or less a give-and-take.
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing.
I thought love was more or less a kick in the foot.
I thought love was more or less a given thing.
I thought love was more or less a kick in the shin
I thought love was more or less a given thing
I thought love was more or less a kick in the teeth
I thought love was more or less a giving thing
I thought love was more or less a kitten thing
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
I thought love was more or less a pithy thing.
I thought love was more or less a given thing.
I thought love was more or less a thing-a-ma-jig.
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
I thought love was only true in Tarrytown
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
I thought love was only true with Tareyton
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
I'm a big beaver!
I'm a believer!
I'm doubting my mind
Of doubt in my mind
I've been lost
I'm in love
Men for someone else, but not for me.
Meant for someone else, but not for me.
Not a single face
I'm doubting my mind
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Not a trace looked out of my mind
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
Now I'm a pool cleaner
Now I'm a believer
Saw her trace mapped out in my mind.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
The Lord was out to get me.
Love was out to get me.
Then I salted her face.
Then I saw her face
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Found her trace
hooked out in my mind
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
of doubt in my mind
Then I saw her face
now I'm a behemoth!
Then I saw her face
now I'm a believer.
Then I saw her face now I'm gonna leave her
Then I saw her face now I'm a believer
Then I saw her face, and her big beaver
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Then I saw her face
And her large beaver
or
Then I saw her place
And her large weaver.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Got her trace
Hooked out in my mind.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a bulimic.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
What I need is suction in my brain
When I needed sunshine I got rain
What I need is sunshine on my brain
When I needed sunshine, I got rain
What's the use in trying?
Are you getting paid?
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain.
When I needed a section of her brain
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
When I needed suction at my brain
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
When I needed suction of the brain
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
When I needed suction, I got rain
When I needed sunshine, I got rain
When I needed sunshine on my brain
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
When I needed sunshine, I got brains.
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
Women are the sunshine of my brain
When I needed sunshine I found rain
Women needed sunshine; I got rain.
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
Disappointment, heartache on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment, honey, on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Get the point, man, honkin' on my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Guess the blind man haunted all my dreams.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Guess the pointmen honked at all my dreams
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
Guessed the point that I'll get all my dreams
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
I thought drugs were more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got
I thought love was only true in Fairy Town
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
I thought love was only true in Farringdon
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Not a trace down in my mind
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
Not a trace looked out of my mind.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
Now I'm a pool cleaner
Now I'm a believer
Then I saw a fence
Then I saw her face
Then I saw a fence
Then I saw her face
Then I saw her face
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Then I saw her fake
Then I saw her face
Then I saw her kids
Then I saw her face
Then I saw her kids
Then I saw her face
Then I saw her tales
Then I saw her face
Makes sense, since he mentions fairy tales in the first line of this song. (As well as the version performed by the Monkees. He wrote it for them; later performed his own version.)
When I needed suction on my brain.
When I needed SUNSHINE on my brain
When I needed suction on my brain.
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.