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Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
As my broken harp lies pleading.
Original Lyrics:
As my broken heart lies bleeding.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't barf back yesterday
Original Lyrics:
But I can't buy back yesterday
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can't bite back yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Buy I can't buy back yesterday.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I wanted to be your body, child
Original Lyrics:
But I wanted to be your valentine
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny won't save me anymore.
Original Lyrics:
And you won't save me anymore.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fee, Fi, Fo, I swear to you.
Original Lyrics:
These five words I swear to you.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard your soup cakes say goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
I heard your suitcase, say goodbye.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wasn't there when you were drowned
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't there when you were down
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wasn't there when you were drunk
Original Lyrics:
I wasn't there when you were down
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd steal someone's guy for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd steal the sun from the sky for you.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Like a big candy bowl.
Like a big candy bowl.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before.
Like I've been there before.
Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When your face starts to fall.
When your face starts to fall.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour.
When the rain starts to pour.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll eat chairs for you
When McBain starts to fall
I'll eat chairs for you
Like I ate chairs before
I'll eat chairs for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
When McBain starts to fall
I'll eat chairs for you
Like I ate chairs before
I'll eat chairs for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hold your suitcase, say goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
I heard your suitcase say goodbye.
What Jon is saying is that he heard the suitcase slam shut, indicating that his love was leaving him.
Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in secretaries
Original Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love life's the always.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lovelife's the old way
Original Lyrics:
Your lovelife's D.O.A
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three, you'll miss your birthday baby.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't mean to miss your birthday baby.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since your love is suicide
Original Lyrics:
You say true love is suicide
Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone to face the day with
To make it through our little nest with.
To make it through our little nest with.
Original Lyrics:
Someone to face the day with.
Make it through all the rest with.
Make it through all the rest with.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal this gum from some guy for you.
Original Lyrics:
Steal the sun from the sky for you.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still searchin' the sky for you
Original Lyrics:
Steal the sun from the sky for you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words I say to you.
Original Lyrics:
These five words I swear to you.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words I'd swim to you.
Original Lyrics:
These five words I`d swear to you.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
These my words I say to you
Original Lyrics:
These five words I swear to you
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day we see your up and even you're here.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day or week, or month, or even your year.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, we can all live in your ear.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, you weep for months or even a year.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get drunk, I'll plead and whine.
Original Lyrics:
When you get drunk, I'll be the wine.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get jumped,
I'll be on time
I'll be on time
Original Lyrics:
When you get drunk,
I'll be the wine
I'll be the wine
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your raise starts to fall
Original Lyrics:
When the rain starts to pour
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will last my broken heart life's breeding,
Besides your love, it's suicide.
Besides your love, it's suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Well as my broken heart lies bleeding,
You say true love, it's suicide.
You say true love, it's suicide.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will last my broken heart life's breeding,
besides your love, it's suicide.
besides your love, it's suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Well as my broken heart lies bleeding
you say true love, it's suicide.
you say true love, it's suicide.
Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast stovetop
Things are going great.
Things are going great.
Original Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
So far, things are going great.
So far, things are going great.
Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
Soap box things are going great
Soap box things are going great
Original Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
So far things are going great
So far things are going great
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You left me driving in my Jeep.
Original Lyrics:
You left me drowning in my tears.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still in bed at Ted's
And work again at Ace
You've earned your breakfast so far
Things are going Grace
And work again at Ace
You've earned your breakfast so far
Things are going Grace
Original Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten
But work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far
Things are going great
But work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far
Things are going great
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten and work again at eight
You've earned your breakfast so far things are going great.
You've earned your breakfast so far things are going great.
Original Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far things are going great.
You've burned your breakfast so far things are going great.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've burned your breakfast sofa, things are going great.
Original Lyrics:
You've burned your breakfast; so far, things are going great.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've burnt the breckfast sofa
Things aren't going great.
Things aren't going great.
Original Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
So far, things are going great.
So far, things are going great.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a jilted road
you love life anyway
you love life anyway
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
your love life's D.O.A.
your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
you loved life the old way
you loved life the old way
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
your love life's D.O.A.
your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your luck must be away.
Your luck must be away.
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's the joke you wrote,
your love lasts anyway
your love lasts anyway
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
your lovelife's DOA
your lovelife's DOA
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your jobs a joke, you throw
You're love life's de-arranged.
You're love life's de-arranged.
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's been away.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's deal a lay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's DOA
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's steal away.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's the always.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's the old way
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love likes Dee Olay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love's like the old way.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you've been longer, too
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you're there for me, too
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you've been longer, too
Original Lyrics:
'cause you're there for me, too
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I wanted to be your body, child
Original Lyrics:
But I wanted to be your Valentine
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fe fi fo, I'll swear to you
Original Lyrics:
These five words I swear to you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fee Fi Fo I swear to you
Original Lyrics:
These five words I swear to you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd live and I'd diaper you
Original Lyrics:
I'd live and I'd die for you
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be back for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead for you
When Lorraine starts to bore
I'll be dead for you
Like I've been dead before
I'll be dead for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
When Lorraine starts to bore
I'll be dead for you
Like I've been dead before
I'll be dead for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be on Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you, these five words I swear to you,
And when it bleeds, I'll throw it through the air for you.
I'll be there for you.
And when it bleeds, I'll throw it through the air for you.
I'll be there for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you, these five words I swear to you.
When you breathe, I want to be the air for you.
I'll be there for you.
When you breathe, I want to be the air for you.
I'll be there for you.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll eat bear for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in debt for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll Be There for You
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in second year
When it hasn't been your day, your wheat, your monk
Or even you're here
When it hasn't been your day, your wheat, your monk
Or even you're here
Original Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's a bitch to you all and you'll break thirsty, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the water when you get thirsty, baby
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I've been bad before
Original Lyrics:
Like I've been there before
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal soap from the sky for you
Original Lyrics:
Steal the sun from the sky for you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal stuff from this guy for you
Original Lyrics:
Steal the sun from the sky for you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
These 5 words I'll say to you
Original Lyrics:
These 5 words I swear to you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
These are words I'll say to you
Original Lyrics:
These five words I swear to you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words I'd swim to you.
Original Lyrics:
These five words I'd swear to you.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
These five words I'll say to you
Original Lyrics:
These five words I swear to you
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, we come on, believin' you're here.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you breathe, I wanna breathe the air for you
Original Lyrics:
When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get jumped, I'll be on time
Original Lyrics:
When you get drunk, I'll be the wine
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get screwed, I'll be around
Original Lyrics:
When you get drunk, I'll be the wine
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your raise starts to fall
Original Lyrics:
When the rain starts to pour
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will last my broken heart life's breeding,
Besides your love, it's suicide.
Besides your love, it's suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Well as my broken heart lies bleeding,
You say true love, it's suicide.
You say true love, it's suicide.
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women say what love can do
Original Lyrics:
Words can't say what love can do
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Words can't say what does for you
Original Lyrics:
Words can't say what love can do
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You left me riding in my dreams
Original Lyrics:
You left me drowning in my tears
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You left me riding with my chief
Original Lyrics:
You left me drowning in my tears
Bon Jovi's, "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd say you cry a thousand livers
Original Lyrics:
You'd say you cry a thousand rivers
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joke you're broke,
You're white so it's ok
You're white so it's ok
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke you're broke,
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joker broke
Your love life be away
Your love life be away
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
The Rembrandts', "I'll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love's like Frito-Lay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
Bon Jovi's, "I’ll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you dream, I wanna be in bed for you
Original Lyrics:
When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you
The Rembrandts', "I’ll Be There for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love’s like Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
Your love life’s D.O.A.
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