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Addressing out
Dress it up
And I'll be a better wetter holder.
And I'll be better when I'm older.
And I'll be badder when I'm older
And I'll be better when I'm older
And I'll be balder when I'm older.
And I'll be better when I'm older.
And I'll be fatter when I'm older.
And I'll be better when I'm older.
And I'll be your Vegas showgirl
And I'll be your crying shoulder
And I'll be your flying showgirl
And I'll be your crying shoulder
And I'll be...your pride and sober
Owl bee...loves Sue insiiiide
And I'll be...your crying shoulder
I'll be...Love's suicide
And stare down the gallows of heartache
That hang from above.
Instead of the gallows of heartache
That hang from above.
Dress it out with the droppings of a lamb.
Dress it up with the trappings of love.
Dress it up with the droppings of a lamb
Dress it up, with the trappings of love
Dress it up with the droppings of an owl.
Dress it up with the trappings of love.
Dress it up with the trappings of leather.
Dress it up, with the trappings of love.
Dressin' up with strappings of leather
Dress it up with trappings of love
I'll be Captain Aphid.
I'll be captivated.
I'll be activated
I'll be captivated
I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your noose.
I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips.
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the ghettos of Artic that hangs from above.
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above.
I'll be captivated
I hide from where you live.
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your lips.
I'll be constipated,
I'll hang from your ass.
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your lips.
I'll be constipated
I'll hang on your lips.
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your lips.
I'll be decapitated.
I'll be captivated.
I'll be fatter when I'm older
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be love sewer side.
or
I'll be love's softer side.
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be love supersize.
I'll be love suicide.
I'll be love supersized
I'll be love suicide
I'll be love's serious side.
I'll be love suicide.
I'll be love, super-sized
I'll be love suicide
Contrary to what you might think, the Goo Goo Dolls have NOT recorded a cover of this song...at least not yet.
I'll be the greatest Van (or Man) of your life
I'll be the greatest Fan of your life
I'll be the greatest Vanna White
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
I'll be the greatest bet of our lives.
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
I'll be the greatest event of your life.
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
I'll be the greatest man in your life
I'll be the greatest fan of your life
I'll be the greatest phantom in your life.
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
I'll be the greatest thing in your life.
I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
I'll be your Dragon Soldier.
I'll be your crying shoulder.
I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love supersized.
I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be your cryin' soldier
I'll be a love suicide.
I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love's suicide.
I'll be your crying soda.
I'll be your crying shoulder.
I'll be your crying soldier
I'll be love suicide
I'll be badder when I'm older
I'll be your greatest and your last.
I'll be your crying shoulder
I'll be love suicide
I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan in your life.
I'll be your crying soldier
I'll be your crying shoulder
I'll be your dragon soda
I'll be your crying shoulder.
I'll be your dying soldier.
I'll be your crying shoulder.
I'll be your flying soda.
I'll be love super - sized!
And I'll be...your crying shoulder
I'll be...Love's suicide
I'll be your flying soldier.
I'll be your crying shoulder.
I'll be your fries and soda.
I'll be your crying shoulder.
I'll be your sighing boulder,
I'll be locked in your lies,
I'll be a beggar when I'm older,
I'll be the greastest event of your life
I'll be your crying shoulder,
I'll be love suicide,
I'll be better when I'm older,
I'll be the greatest fan in your life
I'll be your superstar.
I'll be love suicide.
I'll be, you're dying, Soldier.
I'll be your crying shoulder.
Instead of the gallows of hard ache that hang from a bell
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above
Instead of the gallows of heartache
That hang from my butt.
Instead of the gallows of heartache
That hang from above.
Instead of the ghettos of heartache that hang from above.
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above.
Just sit down with the trappings of love
Dress it up, with the trappings of love.
Thought I needed a lot more help on what I thought the lyrics said but surprisingly not. I guess he just uses words too big for me. LOL
Lost in the sight
Love's suicide
Love is lying in our den.
or
Love is a lion in our den.
Love is alive and not dead.
My love is like nothing
or
My love is Alan not Dale
or
My love is Alan not Dale
My love is alive, not dead
My love is alive in our day.
My love is alive, not dead.
My love is like the dead.
My love is alive, not dead.
Never revealing the death
Never revealing their depth
Rain falls angry on the tin roof as we lie awake in my van.
Rain falls angry on the tin roof as we lie awake in my bed.
Slap me and steal my bread.
Stop me and steal my breath.
Steppin' out with trappings of love,
I'll be captivated I'll hang from your list...
or
Steppin' out with the droppings of a lab,
I'll be constipated I'll hang from your lips
or
Steppin' out with the droppings of a lab,
I'll be constipated I'll hang from your lips
Dress it out with the trappings of love,
I'll be captivated I'll hang from your lips
Stepping out with the droppings of lamb.
Dress it up, with the trappings of love.
Stop me and steal my bread.
Stop me and steal my breath.
Stress it out
Dress it up
Tell me that we belong together,
dress it up with the droppings of a lamb
Tell me that we belong together,
dress it up with the trappings of love
Tell me we belong together
Truss it out, where the traffings are allowed
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your love
El gato, el gato, will always hang from above
Tell me we belong together
Dress it up with the trappings of love
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above.
'El Gato' in Spanish means 'The cat'
Telly, we belong together
Tell me that we belong together
The stands in your pies that color them waterfall
Stop me and steal my bed
Engines from mouse-holes frosts towards the guys
Never relieving the dead.
The strands in your eyes tha color them wonderful
Stop me and steal my breath
Emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky
Never revealing their depth.
The strands in your eyes, the color them wonderful
Stop me, steal my breath
And 'M' rose from mountains, up from the sky
Never giving me bread.
The strands in your eyes tha color them wonderful
Stop me and steal me breath
Emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky
Never revealing their depth.
Tuned in, until dawn
Remember the words that you said.
Tuned in, turned on
Remembered the words that you said.
Water pop
What up pop
Water pop? How about soda pop?
You are a wildfire
And I wanna be your oxygen
You are a wildfire
And I wanna be your pump station
Song is from the 2020s, so please file it as Misc.
You're my living prune
You're my living proof