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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Shania Twain's, "If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her, ask.
Shania Twain's, "If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ass
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ask
Shania Twain's, "If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna touch, her ass
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna touch her ask
Shania Twain's, "If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her a**
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her
Really want to touch her
If you want to touch her, ask!
Shania Twain's, "If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to touch, harass!
Original Lyrics:
If you want to touch her, ask!
Shania Twain's, "If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme letcha enema secret
Original Lyrics:
Lemme letcha in on a secret

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