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If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Evil pictures in the grass!
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave evil pigeons in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old BITCHES in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
That first step you take is the longest drive
That first step you take is the longest stride
Would you leave obituaries in the past?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
Would you leave old Grinches in the past?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
Would you leave old fiction in the facts?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
Would you leave old tickles in the past?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old bitches in the past?
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old pictures in the past?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old bitches in the past
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Would you live each moment like your last?
Evil bitches in the past
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
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