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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Had a Hammer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All over his hand
Original Lyrics:
All over this land
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had a summer thing
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a song to sing
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had soul
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a song
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a stammer
I'd stammer in the morning
I'd stammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd stammer in the morning
I'd stammer in the evening
All over this land
Original Lyrics:
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’d hammer for a moment
or
I’d hammer for a Mormon
or
I’d hammer for a woman
or
I’d hammer for a Mormon
or
I’d hammer for a woman
Original Lyrics:
I’d hammer in the morning
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