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I wouldn't have to eat crap dinner.
or
I wouldn't have to eat crab dinner.
I wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.
I'd sell 3/4 of a yard
I'd sell a tree port in our yard
I’d sell a tree port in our yard
I’d build a tree fort in our yard
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well, I'd buy you a cake or
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
And if I had a million colors
And if I had a million dollars
But they don't have three-wrapped bacon
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
I would buy you a K-COP
I would buy you a K-Car
I would buy you a fur goat
I would buy you a fur coat
I would buy you a gay car
I would buy you a K car
I would buy you a gray car
I would buy you a K-Car
I would buy you some K-Cups
I would buy you a K Car
K-Cups are the brewing cups used for the Keurig.
I would buy you some take-out
I would buy you a K car
I'd buy you lunch
I'd buy your love
I'd buy you more
I'd buy your love
I'd buy your lunch
I'd buy your love
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