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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Had $1,000,000 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to eat crap dinner.
or
I wouldn't have to eat crab dinner.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd sell 3/4 of a yard
Original Lyrics:
I'd sell a tree port in our yard
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’d sell a tree port in our yard
Original Lyrics:
I’d build a tree fort in our yard
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1,000,000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lobotomy
Original Lyrics:
Ottoman
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well, I'd buy you a cake or
A nice reliant automobile
Original Lyrics:
And if I had $1000000
If I had $1000000
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I had a million colors
Original Lyrics:
And if I had a million dollars
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they don't have three-wrapped bacon
Original Lyrics:
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a K-COP
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K-Car
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a fur goat
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a fur coat
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a gay car
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K car
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you a gray car
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K-Car
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you some K-Cups
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K Car
K-Cups are the brewing cups used for the Keurig.
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would buy you some take-out
Original Lyrics:
I would buy you a K car
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd buy you lunch
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy your love
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd buy you more
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy your love
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd buy your lunch
Original Lyrics:
I'd buy your love

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