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Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
But I lost everything, darling
There, there, there
But I lost everything, darling
Then and there
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Drive like a knife, it can cuff deep inside.
Pride's like a knife, it can cut deep inside.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And wouldn't say 'em.
I'd take back all the words that hurt you
And you'd stay.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could find L.A.
or
If I could fly to L.A.
If I could find a way
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could find L.A.
If I could find a way
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could find Monet
If I could find a way
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could preech the stars I'd tell them all about you
If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
If I could turn back now
or
If I could turn back town
or
If I could turn back town
If I could turn back time
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like Quakers
They moon sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like candles
They move sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like kippers
They wound sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like werewolves
That moan inside.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like werewolves
They move sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like wet ones
They wound sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound sometimes.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like whalebones,
they move sometimes
Words are like weapons,
they wound sometimes
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like whalebones
They move you sometimes.
Words are like weapons
They wound you sometimes.
Cher's,
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
Words are like wherefores, they lose me sometimes.
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes.