Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for How Do You Do! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And I feel like I'm laughing in a train
And I feel like I'm laughing in a dream
How do you do (do you do)?
Did he ever make sex to you?
How do you do (do you do)?
Did it ever make sense to you?
I love your blue eyed boys, like Tinity shines thru
I love your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines thru
I love your blue eyed voice, like tiny tits shine thru
I love your blue eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines thru
No one I know could ever eat Kebap and puke.
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
Hey, you f*** face
You should be wrapped around my finger.
And if our fates
Have all been wrapped around your finger.
Once I said I wanna do
Once I said I wanted you
Once I said I want a shoe.
Once I said I wanted you.
Once I said I want a shoe.
Once I said I wanted you.
Once I said I want to poo.
Once I said I wanted you.
Pain is what I'm living for
Hey that's what I'm living for
Patient farted.
Fishin's fine.
Pretty good, show us your bone.
Pretty good, sure as you're born.
It's making me spin now, spinny spin spin!
It's making me spin now, spinning within!