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Ah, hot doll
or
Ah, Honcho
Ah, hot dog
Ain't life a b*tch,
A f*cked up b*tch
Ain't life a b*tch
A f*cked up ditch
But bulls**t, she was after something more
But folks said she was after something more
Have fun, have fun, oh diggity dog
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
I took her love at seventy
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'You whore'
The sheep left, I'm just hangin' 'round for more.
I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
I took her word, I took it all
The meat, the sign, the send-you-all
She left those banjos hangin' round for more.
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
While Lethal's in the back with the f***ed up eyes.
While Lethal's in the back with the fact of files.
Willy just got into town today.
Well, I just got into town today.
You wanna f*** me like an cannibal.
You wanna f*** me like an animal.
You wanna f*ck me like an enema!
You wanna f*ck me like an animal!
You wanna fuck my little animals
You wanna fuck me like an animal
And I'll never go to breakfast anymore.
And I'll never go to Texas anymore.
Everybody knows this song.
Everybody knows it's on.
Hey it's on,
Everybody knows it's on
Hey this song,
Everybody know's this song