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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Honey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she got her Barbie and I care.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause what you got is far beyond compare.
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Honey I miss you
And I'm feelin' good.
And I'm feelin' good.
Original Lyrics:
And Honey I miss you
And I'm bein' good.
And I'm bein' good.
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I surprised her with a puppy Crapped on me on Christmas Eve two years ago
Original Lyrics:
And I surprised her with a puppy Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's just like Holly
Original Lyrics:
And it's just like honey
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's just like hugging
Original Lyrics:
And it's just like honey
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it’s just like Barney
Original Lyrics:
And it’s just like honey
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And I threw up.
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And I threw up.
Original Lyrics:
And now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up.
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up.
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And loved to love.
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And loved to love.
Original Lyrics:
And now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up.
Where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up.
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cedar tree, how big it's grown.
Original Lyrics:
See the tree, how big it's grown.
Moby's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody comes back, sometimes
A watertight flak jacket, sometimes.
A watertight flak jacket, sometimes.
or
Everybody comes back, sometimes
I want a rat flapjack, sometimes.
I want a rat flapjack, sometimes.
or
Everybody comes back, sometimes
I want a rat flapjack, sometimes.
I want a rat flapjack, sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
When my honey comes back, sometimes
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes.
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes.
Moby's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gemma honey jump, Brad Sometime.
Original Lyrics:
When my honey come back sometime.
Moby's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get my funny bum back sometime.
Original Lyrics:
When my honey come back sometime
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess you could say she's soft through me
And broke my neck.
And broke my neck.
Original Lyrics:
Guess you could say she saw through me
And hugged my neck.
And hugged my neck.
Moby's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a honey clambake, sometime!
I'm 'onna rap Bagdad, sometime!
I'm 'onna rap Bagdad, sometime!
Original Lyrics:
When my honey comes back, sometimes
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes.
I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes.
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey I can't decide
Original Lyrics:
Honey I can't describe
System of a Down's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey! the babysitter's dead
Original Lyrics:
Honey! the babysitter's here
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
How does he see the time?
Original Lyrics:
How good it feels inside
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be lucid with you, honey
OR
I can't be losing grip on you, honey
(Later)
Always strummed out 'cause I love the taste of honey
OR
Always strummed out 'cause I ignore the taste of honey
OR
I can't be losing grip on you, honey
(Later)
Always strummed out 'cause I love the taste of honey
OR
Always strummed out 'cause I ignore the taste of honey
Original Lyrics:
I can't be elusive with you, honey
(Later)
Always strung out for another taste of your honey
(Later)
Always strung out for another taste of your honey
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like that never stopped me, no.
He liked my shoes I kicked them off
He liked my shoes I kicked them off
Original Lyrics:
Little dust never stopped me none,
He liked my shoes I kept them on
He liked my shoes I kept them on
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little dust never stopped me none
He liked my shoes and kept them warm.
He liked my shoes and kept them warm.
Original Lyrics:
Little dust never stopped me none
He liked my shoes I kept them on.
He liked my shoes I kept them on.
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my life's an empty state where Honey loved and Honey laid
And I grew up
And I grew up
Original Lyrics:
Now my life's an empty stage where Honey lived and Honey played
And love grew up
And love grew up
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Oh, Honey got me hot down here
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Oh, Honey got me hooked on you
Moby's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha-nah, Harry Strandberg
Original Lyrics:
When my honey come back sometime.
Erykah Badu's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Tennessee, what you wanna do?
Original Lyrics:
So tell me, Slim, what you wanna do
Bobby Goldsboro's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I pretended hard to be
Yes you could say she's soft through me
And broke my neck
Yes you could say she's soft through me
And broke my neck
Original Lyrics:
Though I pretended hard to be
Guess you could say she saw through me
And hugged my neck
Guess you could say she saw through me
And hugged my neck
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you got is far beyond repair
Original Lyrics:
What you got is far beyond compare
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you got is party on compare
Original Lyrics:
What you got is far beyond compare
Moby's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
When my honey come back,
sometimes The water rats like that
sometimes The water rats like that
Original Lyrics:
When my honey come back,
sometimes I'm gonna rap that jack
sometimes I'm gonna rap that jack
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to mourning now
or
You just, you just don't wnat me now
or
You just, you just don't wnat me now
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now
Mariah Carey's, "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know sushi was a love so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
You know sugar never ever was so sweet.
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just an Easter morning now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just still, you're still my honey now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to money now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to money now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
Tori Amos', "Honey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just too used to morning now.
Original Lyrics:
You're just too used to my honey now.
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