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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hit That that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Offspring's, "Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consequences are a buck forty.
Original Lyrics:
Consequences are a lot, but hey...
Offspring's, "Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Consequences are a large boiled egg.
Original Lyrics:
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
The Offspring's, "Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
His baby momma
She eats too slow.
She eats too slow.
Original Lyrics:
His baby momma
She ain't so slow.
She ain't so slow.
The Offspring's, "Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug.
It keeps you crying, 'til your Grandma hates your guts.
It keeps you crying, 'til your Grandma hates your guts.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It gets him right into that grave that he just dug.
It gets him right into that grave that he just dug.
The Offspring's, "Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It keeps him riding 'til she's pregnant
He's just f***ed.
It keeps him riding 'til she's pregnant
He's just f***ed.
Original Lyrics:
Sex is a weapon, it's like a drug
It gets him right into that grave
That he just dug.
It gets him right into that grave
That he just dug.
The Offspring's, "Hit That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole world is getting ripped, I said
Consequences are on my poor head.
Consequences are on my poor head.
Original Lyrics:
All the world is gettin' with I say
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
Consequences are a lot, but hey.
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