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Are you leaving early?
Are you in a hurry?
Bitchin' a Ride
Hitchin' a ride
Hitchin' a ride, itchy ride
Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride
I popped the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm wondering why you let this generate.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
It's nearly one day in the noon in line
It's nearly one A.M. and here am I
Life sung is swell enough.
My tongue is swelling up.
My tongue is swelling up, I said...Shout!
My tongue is swelling up, I said...S***!
The gin arrived.
Hitchin' a ride
The thumb goes up, the cargo's bi.
The thumb goes up, the car goes by.
There's a child at the fountain of youth.
There's a drought at the fountain of youth .
There's a trout in the fountain of poo
And now I'm masturbating.
There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth
Now I'm dehydrated.
Theres a crowd at the Fountain of Youth.
There's a drought at the Fountain of Youth.
'round, 'round, 'round, fishin' around
Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride
A sun goes up, a car goes bye
A thumb goes up, a car goes by
Gotta get me whole
Gotta get me home
Grime, grime, grime
or
Crime, crime, crime
Ride, ride, ride
Hey General!
Hitchin' a ride
Itchin' Red
Hitchin' a ride
Lady drowned at the fountain of youth
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
My, my, my, takin' a ride
Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride
Numb-chucky's getting stale
Cold turkey's getting stale
Oh, won't somebody stop and have the time?
Oh, won't somebody stop and help a guy?
Rye rye rye
The Generi
Ride ride ride
Hitchin' a ride
The well that inebriates the cat
The well that inebriates the guilt
There's a trout in the fountain of youth
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
We went to happy hours, I say oh no.
Need a lift to happy hour, I say oh no.
We went to happy house, I say oh no.
Need a lift to happy hour, I say oh no.
You know I cannot - hi!
You know I cannot hide