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Don't cha mistrust my small behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Don't you mistrust love's dumb behind.
or
Mush of missmush, love has gone blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Don't you mistrust loves Naugahyde?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Don't you mistrust most Naugahyde?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Don't you mistrust,
Miss Selma Hayek?
Mucho mistrust,
Love's gone behind
Don't you mistrust
Love from behind?
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
Due to mistrust, love's gone behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Fortunate for us, love's gone behind
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind
Fortune and trust
Love's far behind.
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind.
Future mistrust
Mucho mistrust
Ho Chi Minh's shirt
Mucho mistrust
I'm riding high, ya' know I'd like a shoeshine.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good You're teasing like a devil.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good You teasing like you do.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesin' like deadwood.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You cheesy and a hood.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You seem to like their looks
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You're cheesy like a kipper!
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just because
Your cheese in life makes butter.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
Your teasing like thin love.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just you're good
You're teasing like you did her.
If I fear I'm losing you
It's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I hear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You're cheesy like a damn fool.
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
If I think I'm losing you, it's just no good
You seem to like their looks
If I fear I'm losing you, it's just no good
You teasing like you do.
In between
What I find displeasing and I'm feeling fine.
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
In between
What I find is pleasing and I feel inclined.
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
It's just because.
You're cheatin' like you make love.
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
It's just no good, you treat me like a bimbo.
It's just no good, you teasin' like you do.
It's just no good
You tease me like a dead girl
It's just no good
You tease me like you do
It's just no good
You tease me like a bad girl
It's just no good
You tease me like you do
It's just no good
You cheesing like a pillow.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
It's just no good
You tease me like a bimbo.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
It's just no good
You tease me like a little girl.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
It's just no good
You're cheesy like a dead moose.
It's just no good
You teasin' like you do.
Jewish lie
Bluish light
Looks like Blondie weren't anti-Semites after all.
Learned to mistrust, love's far behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Marshall must trust
Mucho mistrust
Much mistrust, lost my own behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Mucho Liz Truss, love’s gone behind
Mucho mistrust, love’s gone behind
Mucho man's trust, love fell behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Mucho mistrust, my small behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Muscle man's trust, Miss Malahide.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Once I had a love. He was full of gas
Shot it all out. Broke the heart of glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Once I thought
Life was a gas
Then I found out
It was a pain in the a**.
Once had love
And it was a gas
Second time 'round
Had a heart of glass.
Once had love and it was fast
it got up kicked me in the ass
Once I had a love and it was a blast
soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Once had love,now losing gas
Sometime now, gotta heart a glass
Feels like it's empty and losin' fast
Loves on time, not far behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
One shy love,
and it was aghast
Sugar time now,
had a heart of glass
Once had love
and it was a gas
Second time round,
had a heart of glass
Put your mistrust
Love's gone behind
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
Ridin' high among the city's blueish lights
Riding high on loves true blueish light
Riding high although I'm still a Jewish guy.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Riding high on love through the Jewish line
Riding high on love's true bluish light
Riding high on love through the douche line.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Riding high on love's green blueish slide
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
Riding high on love's true Jewish lies
Riding high on love's true bluish light
Riding high, I knew I blew it, just right...
or
Riding high, Oh no I see the Jewish lights
Riding high on love's true blueish light..
Riding high, I love that true Jewish light.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
Riding high, I'll blow up to the sewage line.
Riding high on loves true blueish light
Riding high, I'm blowing through the goo shine.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Riding high, although I'm still a little shy.
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Riding high, or low on solution
Riding high on love's true bluish light.
Sometimes I can be a pain in the a**.
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
Soon found out,
signed autographs
Soon turned out,
had a heart of glass
Soon turned out, big pain in the a**.
Soon turned out, to be a pain in the a**.
Sue turned round, bit me in the a**.
Soon turned out to be a pain in the a**.
That's why I'm behind
Love's gone behind
Want some love and it's your cats
No time now, try Heart of Glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass
Watch out, love, don't use the gas!
Once I had a love and it was a gas
What kind of love are you used to, guys?
Sometimes I had a heart of glass
Seems like the real thing, but oh so shy
Put your mistrust and stuff behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
What kind of love, if it was of glass
Sue found out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, oh it was divine
Moochy mistress, love's far behind.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
What kind of love, oh it was a blast
Soon turned out, had a water glass.
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
What kind of love
is this a gas
soon found out
had a heart of glass
Once had love
And it was a gas
Soon turned out
Had a heart of glass.
What'd you mistrust, lost on behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
What's that love
Once I had a love
Whoja McDuff
lost from behind
Much o' mistrust
Love's gone behind
Won'cha mistrust my small behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Won't you mistrust what's gone behind?
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Would you mistrust
Love from behind?
Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind
Would you mistrust love from behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Yeah, fighting Zion, the true Jewish lie.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
Yeah, hide, an' hide, going sue a suicide.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light.
You tease me like a cheap hood
You're teasing like you do
You tease me like a damn bull
or
You tease me like a damn fool
You tease me like you do
You tease me like a dead bird.
You tease me like you do.
You tease me like a diddler
You tease me like you do
You tease me like a dildo
You teasing me like you do
You tease me like the devil
You tease me like you do
You're cheatin' with your damn wood.
You tease me like you do
You're cheesin' like a dead girl.
You're teasing like you do.
You're cheesin' like liver
You teasin' like you do
You're cheesy like Clem Burke.
You teasing like you do.
One of the band members is Clem Burke.
You're just no good
You're cheesy like Ben Hur
It's just no good.
You teasin' like you do.
You're teasin' like a nympho.
You teasin' like you do.
In between
His gonads and his penis is a hairy line
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine.
It's just no good,
You're cheese and life together.
It's just no good,
You teasing like you do.
Locked inside
Lost inside
Lost inside
No powerful illusion and I cannot find.
Lost inside
Adorable illusion and I cannot hide.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Once you mistrust, love's gone behind.
Once I had a love and it gave me gas,
Soon turned out had an a*** of glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas,
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Don't you mistrust, my strong behind
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I thought love, thought love was a gas
Once I had love, thought it was a gas
Put your fist up
My small behind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Riding high almost to the blueish sky
Riding high on love's true blueish lie
Lead singer Deborah Harry is hard to understand in this song; she needs to enunciate
Riding high onto the finish line.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
Riding high, I'm blowin' through the goo-ish lines.
Riding high on love's true blueish light.
The person you trust loves Naugahyde.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
They lie they lie although I'm still a Jewish lie.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
Wa-lala-love, in a heart of glass,
Soon turned round, la heart of glass.
Once had love, and it was a gas
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
Watching those trucks
Mucho mistrust
What about love, and it was a guess
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Would you mistrust, let's go behind.
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind.
Yeah, riding high . . . I long for the Jewish life.
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
After I found out the real lyric from the liner notes of "Parallel Lines" that I bought the album in '78, I felt a sense of relief, since I had wondered what the heck she meant by "longing for the Jewish life"! I was in college at the time, and, when I was with a bunch of people in someone's dorm room, the song came on, and we all started singing along, but, I, purposely, misspoke the lyric, and everyone cracked up!
Yeah, riding high on love to the gooch slide
Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light
If this interpretation sounds dirty, note this is what I heard BEFORE I listened to the uncensored version (which was not on AM radio!). After hearing that ('Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass'), it merely confirmed for me where the action was going! What the heck is "love's true bluish light" anyway? Scratching for lyrics methinks. Anyway, my line is much better.
Yeah, running hot, unknown revolution
Yeah, running high on love's true bluish light
You're Jesus Christ, you do.
You tease me like you do
You're a cheesy honey dipper
You tease me like you do
You're cheesy like a dingo
You're teasing like you do
You're cheesy like a nigger
You're teasing like you do
I'm not racist and don't condone the use of the word 'nigger' but it's what I hear.
You're cheesy like you do
You tease me like you do
Your cheese is like liver
You teasin' like you do
Your teams are such a nigger
You tease me like you do