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Ah! Mishau! With the healing ham!
Reach out for the healing ham!
In the night, when it's dark and grey
Touch me now
And you won't breathe again!
And reach out for her healing hands
Reach out for her healing hands
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
I could have sworn we were all a lot clean.
I could have sworn we were all locked in.
Re-top 40 healing hands
Reach out for the healing hands.
Reach out for Steely Dan
Reach out for her healing hands
Reach out for the feeling I had
Reach out for her healing hands
Reach out for the healing hand
or
Reach out for the healing again.
Reach out for her healing hands
That ain't like a lamb
That ain't like a man
There's a life where the darkness ends
There's a light where the darkness ends
There's a light, when the doctor says
'Touch me now. Let me breathe again'.
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.
There's a light
Where the donkey says
'Touch me now
And let me see again'.
There's a light
Where the darkness ends
Touch me now
And let me see again.
There's a night, where the doctor says
Touch me now, and let me see again.
There's a light, where the darkness ends
Touch me now and let me see again.