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Ain't no time to figure out directions racin' with the wind, you better hold on tight.
Ain't no time to figure wrong from right 'cause reason's out the window better hold on tight.
Ain't no time to figure out directions
Racin' with the wind, you better hold on tight.
Ain't no time to figure wrong from right
'Cause reason's out the window better hold on tight.
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about and headlong
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about it at all
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about it and home
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about it at all
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about it at home
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about it at all
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about it, headlong
And there's nothing you, nothing you,
Nothing you can do about it at all
And you're a Russian head lawn
And you're rushing headlong
And you're rushing headlong out of Cointreau
And you're rushing headlong out of control
And you're screaming and ya right,
Let me out of this cheap b booby
And you're screaming in the night
Let me out of this cheap b movie
And you're screaming in the night
Get me out of this Jeep, keep moving
And you're screaming in the night
Let me out of this cheap B movie
And you're screaming in the night
Let me out of this cheap bee movie
And you're screaming in the night
Let me out of this cheap B movie
And your Russian chez-longue.
And your rushin' headlong.
And your Russian hand job
And you're rushing headlong.
Anti-Russian hand job
And your rushin' headlong
Anti-Russian head law
And you're rushing headlong.
Anti-Russian head-lock
And you're rushing headlong.
Anti-Russian headlock
And you're rushing headlong.
Boob t**ty t**ty, boob t**ty boob
Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy do
Catch a Russian hedgehog
And you're rushin' headlong
Catch a Russian hedgehog
And your rushin' headlong.
Freezing down the wind,
You'd better hold on tight!
Reason's out the window,
You'd better hold on tight!
Get your Russian hands off!
And you're rushing headlong.
Get your Russian hands off.
And we're rushing headlong.
Get your Russian hands off
And you're rushing headlong
Get your Russian hedgehog.
And you're rushing headlong.
Get your rushin' hands off
And you're rushing headlong
Grab your Russian hedgehog.
And you're rushin' headlong.
Have a Russian head job
And you're rushing headlong
He used to be a man with a stick in his hair
Oop diddy diddy, oop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stare
Oop diddy diddy, oop diddy do.
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Hoop diddy diddy - hoop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand
Hoop diddy diddy - hoop diddy do.
He used to be a man with a stick in his head
Whop did it did it whop did it do
She used to beat a woman with a hot dog stare
Whop did it did it whop did it do
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand
Hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do
He used to be a man with his d**k in his hand.
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
He used to be a man with his dick in his hand.
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
He used to be a man with his dick in his hand
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it
Gnoldaeh gnoldaeh gnoldaeh gnoldaeh ["Headlong" backwards x4]
It aint no time to figure out from right
Freezin down the wind you better hold on tight.
It aint no time to figure wroong from right
Cause reason's out the window, better hold on tight
It's a Russian hand job
And you're rushin' headlong
It's your Russian eggnog.
And you're rushing headlong.
Now you got soup in the laundry bag
Now they strings you gonna lose your head
or
Now you got Sue in the laundry bag
Now they got Sting you gonna lose your band
or
Now you got Sue in the laundry bag
Now they got Sting you gonna lose your band
Now you got soup in the laundry bag
Now you've got strings your gonna loose your rag
Now you got sued by the laundromat.
Nokw you got soup in the laundry bag.
Now you got sued by the laundromat.
Now you got soup in the laundry bag.
Now you've got yourself and the Lord to blame.
Now you've got soup in the laundry bag.
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half amazing
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half crazy
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half blazing
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half crazy
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half lazing
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half crazy
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half racing
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half crazy
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half to raise him
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half crazy
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half to raise it
Soon the fire starts raging
Gets you more than half crazy
There used to be a man with his cock in his hand.
There used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
You're a Russian head lawn
And you're rushing headlong
You're in a Russian headlock
You're rushing headlong
You've got a Yugo.
You've got a new goal.
You've got a new boat
You've got a new goal
You've got a new girl.
You've got a new goal.
You've got a new goat.
You've got a new goal.