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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> H -> Hardware Store
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hardware Store that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Hardware Store"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle
Power f***ers, spoons and ladles.
Power f***ers, spoons and ladles.
Original Lyrics:
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle
Power foggers, spoons and ladles.
Power foggers, spoons and ladles.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Hardware Store"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf***ers
Original Lyrics:
Bug detectors
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Hardware Store"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tire gauges, hamster cages
Thermostats and bucter-flucters
Thermostats and bucter-flucters
Original Lyrics:
Tire gauges, hamster cages
Thermostats and bug deflectors
Thermostats and bug deflectors
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