Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I'm pretty gay.
Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can.
Here is the rain thing (that) I wanna say.
Here is the main thing (that) I wanna say.
The first time he says the above lyrics, he inserts the word "that." The second time he says the lyrics, he omits the word "that," and that's why I enclosed the word "that" in parentheses.
Hey girls, gather 'round
Descend to what I'm puttin' down
or
Hey girls, gather 'round
Because of what I'm puttin' down.
Hey girls, gather 'round
Listen to what I'm putting down.
I fix broken clocks.
I fix broken hearts.
I fix broken hearts I know I can repair
I fix broken hearts I know I really care
1964 cover of the 1960 Jimmy Jones hit
I fix broken pots, you know that I truly can
I fix broken hearts, you know that I really can
It was when I lived in India, and handy men were coming round all the time, calling in the streets, knife sharpeners, ironers, why not broken pot fixers?
I whisper sweet things
You tell on your friends.
I whisper sweet things
You tell all your friends.
I'm busy only four hours a day.
I'm busy twenty-four hours a day.
I'm your Empty Nest
I'm your handy man
I'm your candy man
I'm your handy man