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'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you wanna borrow money.
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to rely on.
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian.
I might want to marry you one day. If you watch that weight, it'll keep you from rotting.
I might want to marry you one day, if you watch that weight and keep your firm body.
I wish I could tell the world
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing and I've got a pot belly.
I wish I could tell the world
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
If it weren't for my detention
If it weren't for my attention
If you weren't Snow White beyond your years
If you weren't so wise beyond your years
Ohh, this could be Nessy.
Ohh, this could be messy.
Nessy as in the legendary reptile of Loch Ness.
Ooh, don't go killing everybody.
Ooh, don't go telling everybody.
Ooh, this could get nasty.
Ooh, this could be messy.
We'd flash forehead of a furious lady
We'll fast forward to a few years later
We'll fast forward to a furious lady.
We'll fast forward to a few years later.
Weed's like horrid tool at furry old lady
We'll fast forward to a few years later
You're sexually my employee.
You're essentially my employee.
You're such a fine thing when you've got a pop willy.
You're such a fine thing when you're done up properly.
You're such a loyal employee.
You're essentially my employee.
You're such a mere employee
I like you having dividends on me.
You're essentially an employee
And I like you having to depend on me.
You're such a pretty thing when you've got a pop willy.
You're such a pretty thing when you've done it properly.
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a plump thing.
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a property.
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.