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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Handle With Care that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And I wee with care.
Handle me with care.
And the miracle.
Handle me with care.
And the way we stand
Handle me with care.
And the wee wee curd
Handle me with care.
And the wee weekend
Handle me with care.
And the wee-wee heads
Handle me with care
And we withcame.
Handle me with care.
Been stuck in a porch, terrorised.
Been stuck in airports, terrorized.
I've been f***ed off, and I've been fooled.
I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled.
I've been f***ed off.
I've been fobbed off.
I've been f***ed up and I've been fooled.
I've been fobbed off and I've been fooled.
I've been rubbed and ridiculed
I've been robbed and ridiculed
In data centers and night schools
In day care centers and night schools
Know the best thing that I've ever found. You're a wee-wee head.
You're the best thing that I've ever found, Handle me with care.
The first word in this band name has one L, not two.
Not somebody
Got somebody
Won't you show me handle me with care?
Won't you show me that you really care?
...and the wee wee fell.
...handle me with care.
Editor's note: The T-word in this band's name is spelled with one L, not two.
Reputations changeable
The situation is horrible
Reputations changeable
Situations tolerable