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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hallelujah that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Robin Mark's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of life is in Your jar.
Original Lyrics:
All of life is in Your charge.
George Friedric Handel's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
And eat chow mein forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
Ane he shall reign forever and ever
George Frideric Handel's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it shall rain forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
And he shall reign forever and ever
Editor's note: Yes, the correct spelling of his middle name was Frideric.
George Friedric Handel's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it shall win forever and ever
Original Lyrics:
And he shall reign forever and ever
Pentatonix's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she cut your head
Original Lyrics:
And she cut your hair
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
But remember when I moved in you, and the holy duck was moving, too.
Original Lyrics:
But remember when I moved in you, and the holy dove was moving, too.
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
But remember when I moved in you, and the moldy door was moving too
Original Lyrics:
But remember when I moved in you, and the holy dove was moving too
Handel's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the lord of old me potent reigneth
Original Lyrics:
For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! I knew ya! Hey! I knew ya!
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard there was a secret call
That David Grey done a pee tonight
That David Grey done a pee tonight
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard there was a secret core, that David played and it praised the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David played
And it pleased the Lord.
And it pleased the Lord.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see your flag on a Bible arch.
Original Lyrics:
I seen your flag on the marble arch.
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen your flag on the marble arse.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your flag on the marble arch.
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The mini balls, and Joan's facelift
The mini balls, and Joan's facelift
Original Lyrics:
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The minor fall, the major lift
The minor fall, the major lift
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not a crime that you're here at night.
Original Lyrics:
It's not a cry that you hear at night.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
She broke your throat, and she cut your air.
Original Lyrics:
She broke your throne, she cut your hair.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
She tied to to a broken chair
She broke your toe and cut your hair.
She broke your toe and cut your hair.
Original Lyrics:
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne and cut your hair.
She broke your throne and cut your hair.
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Holy Dark was moving too.
Original Lyrics:
The Holy Dove was moving too
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Holy Duck was moving in you.
Original Lyrics:
The Holy Dark was moving too.
Jackie Evancho feat. Peter Hollens', "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The battle decomposing Hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The holy dove was moving too.
Original Lyrics:
The holy dark was moving too.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The holy duck was moving too.
Original Lyrics:
The holy dark was moving too.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David Blaine.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David played.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret code, that David played
And it pleased the lowed.
And it pleased the lowed.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard there was a secret chord, that David played
And it pleased the Lord.
And it pleased the Lord.
Jeff Buckley's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I heard there was a sacred chord
That's David Blaine, and he pleased the Lord
That's David Blaine, and he pleased the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Well I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and he pleased the Lord
That David played, and he pleased the Lord
Celtic Thunder's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw the mailman on the roof
Original Lyrics:
You saw her bathing on the roof
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see her flag on the marmalade.
Original Lyrics:
You see her flag on the marble arch.
Rufus Wainwright's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see her flag on the marmalat.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your flag on the Marble Arch.
Aika adds: "Er...what's a 'marmalat?' Methinks the 'right lyrics' are actually wrong!"
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