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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Guilty that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Gravity Kills', "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm filthy, and I'm filthy,and I'm filthy. and I'm filthy
And you're filthy too.
And you're filthy too.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm melting, and I'm melting, and I'm melting, and I'm melting
And I'm melting in you.
And I'm melting in you.
Randy Newman's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some whiskey from Obama
Original Lyrics:
Got some whiskey from the barman
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses racing, darling
Out-planned we are.
Out-planned we are.
Original Lyrics:
Pulse's racing, darling
How grand we are.
How grand we are.
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
How scram we are
Little by little be me in the middle
Little by little be me in the middle
Original Lyrics:
How grand we are
Little by little we meet in the middle
Little by little we meet in the middle
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to hear your surprise
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to hear your goodbye
Joe Cocker's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
It takes a whole lotta venison darling
Original Lyrics:
It takes a whole lotta medicine darling
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little by little we meet in the needle
The baby in the dark
(Ya gotta be a healer)
You gotta no reason for livin'
You bad old girl with the love you're giving all
The baby in the dark
(Ya gotta be a healer)
You gotta no reason for livin'
You bad old girl with the love you're giving all
Original Lyrics:
Little by little we meet in the middle
There's danger in the dark
(It oughta be illegal)
You got a reason for livin'
You battle on with the love you're buildin' on
There's danger in the dark
(It oughta be illegal)
You got a reason for livin'
You battle on with the love you're buildin' on
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shadows falling, Barry
Barbra Streisand, darling
Barbra Streisand, darling
Original Lyrics:
Shadows falling, baby
Pulses racing, darling
Pulses racing, darling
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You oughta be a Libra.
Original Lyrics:
It oughta be illegal.
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You oughta be a beagle
Original Lyrics:
It oughta be illegal
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You oughta be a leever.
Original Lyrics:
It oughta be illegal.
Barbra Streisand & Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You oughta be a vegan
Makin' me cry to feel lonely or sad
You oughta be a vegan
Makin' me cry to feel lonely or sad
You oughta be a vegan
Original Lyrics:
It oughta be illegal
Make it a crime to be lonely or sad
It oughta be illegal
Make it a crime to be lonely or sad
It oughta be illegal
Barbra Streisand And Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna be amoeba.
Original Lyrics:
It oughta be illegal.
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to be a nearer.
Make it a crime to be lonely yourself.
Make it a crime to be lonely yourself.
Original Lyrics:
It ought to be illegal.
Make it a crime to be lonely or sad.
Make it a crime to be lonely or sad.
Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb's, "Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to be mine and babe, we're just one of a kind
Original Lyrics:
It's got to be night and day, just a matter of time
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