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Go tell Missy "f*** you"
The world owes me, so f*** you.
I was a loser with realy big pants
Now I'm just a mother and a s****y old man.
I was a young boy who had big plans
Now I'm just another s****y old man.
I was a young boy that had bad glands
I was a young boy that had big plans
I was a young boy that had big glands.
I was a young boy that had big plans.
I was a young boy who had big glands
Ha Ha Silly old man
I was a young boy who had big plans
Now I'm just another s****y old man
I was a young boy who had big glands
Now I'm just another s*****y bald man.
I was a young boy who had big plans
Now I'm just another s*****y old man.
I was a young boy who had big hands
Now I'm just a Billy-Joe man.
I was a young boy who had big plans
Now I'm just another s****y old man.
I was a young boy, I had big glands.
I was a young boy, I had big plans.
I wasn't young enough to miss the point of view.
I had a young and optimistic point of view.
The wolrd dogs weasel, f*** you.
The world owes me, so f*** you.
The world ugly, so f*** you.
The world owes me, so f*** you.
The world's a weasel, f*** you.
The world owes me, so f*** you. (on lyric sheet)
'The world's owed me, so f*** you' (as recorded on album)
You're a d*** serving s*** salad.
Glory days don't mean s*** to me.