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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Grapefruit Diet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
'Weird Al' Yankovic's, "Grapefruit Diet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Gotta deep-freeze my derriere!
Gotta deep-freeze my derriere!
Original Lyrics:
Grapefruit diet (Diet!)
Gotta decrease my derriere!
Gotta decrease my derriere!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Grapefruit Diet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like they ate moss.
Made sumo wrestlers look like they ate moss.
Original Lyrics:
I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Grapefruit Diet"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I leave a room
First I gotta greet the door.
First I gotta greet the door.
Original Lyrics:
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door.
First I gotta grease the door.
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