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And off with her head!
She's not what she seems!
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems
And where there's no future they can't even see it
Where there's no earthly and a glass Fiat
Where there pose Eddie and a woman machine
Where's the future, your future?
And where there's no future how can there be sin?
We're the flowers in your dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, your future
God save the Queen
Her name was Regine
God made her a martyr
God save the Queen
Her fascist regime
It made you a moron
God save the Queen
The fashion regime.
God save the Queen
The fascist regime.
God save the Queen
The fattest regime
God save the Queen
The fascist regime
God save the Queen
You mean that man?
God save the Queen
We mean it, man.
God save the Queen
F****ts wear jeans.
God save the Queen!
The fascist regime!
God save the Queen
Those tourists are mean
And our figurehead
Is not what she sings
Oh God, save history
God save your mad Christ
The Lord God heard nothing
All drugs are pain.
God save the Queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems
Oh, God, save history
God save your mad parade
Oh, Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid.
God save the queen,
and that's just what he means
It made you unmodern
Protect your ex-farm
God save the queen,
her fascist regime
It made you a moron
A potential h-bomb
God save the spleen!
The fascist regime!
God save the Queen!
The fascist regime!
God says the Queen
A facist have been
or
God gave the Queen
A facelift for free
God save the Queen
Her facist regime
It don't entitle 'em to what you want
And it don't entitle 'em to what you need.
Don't be told what you want
And don't be told what you need.
No fuchsia
No fuchsia
No fuchsia for you.
No future
No future
No future for you.
Protect your wife's bum.
Potential H-Bomb
There is no future
And England's screaming
Don't look forward to what you want
And don't look forward to what you need.
There is no future
In England's dreaming
Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need.
We need a man
We mean it, man
Will touch your wife's bum
Potential H-bomb
Bob save the queen
God save the queen
God save the queen, her facist regime
It made you a moron
Protect your wife's bum
God save the queen, her fascist regime
It made you a moron
A potential h-bomb