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Down, down in the basement
We hear the sound of your shoes.
Down, down in the basement
We hear the sound of machines.
I got Goofy
I got a girlfriend
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Not everyone's getting involved.
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved.
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her a**
or
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the spoke in her eyes.
or
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the spoke in her a**.
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes.
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And everyone's better than Bob
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
Now everyone's getting involved
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has a smokin' hot ass
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
She has the smoke in her eyes.
I got a girlfriend with bones in her hair.
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair.
I got a girlfriend
With bowls and no hair.
I got a girlfriend
With bows in her hair.
I have a girl with bows in her head
And there's nothing better than that.
or
I have a girl with holes in her head
And there's nothing better than that.
or
I have a girl with holes in her head
And there's nothing better than that.
I got a girlfriend with bows in her hair
And nothing is better than that
Somehow get closer but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away.
Somebody calls her but you cannot hear
Get closer to be far away.
Stop! make incense.
Stop making sense.