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Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause he's like so forever
And you could do so much better
And you could do so much better
Original Lyrics:
Because she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
And you could do so much better
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause he's like so wherever
And you could do so much better
And you could do so much better
Original Lyrics:
Because she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
And you could do so much better
'N Sync's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if I wasn't Goofy
Original Lyrics:
'Cause if I was your girlfriend
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm that precious
And Lamelle, yeah, I'm the March from princess
And Lamelle, yeah, I'm the March from princess
Original Lyrics:
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm that precious
And Lamelle, yeah, I'm the one and only princess
And Lamelle, yeah, I'm the one and only princess
Original Lyrics:
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm that precious
And the hall, yeah, I'm the March from princess
And the hall, yeah, I'm the March from princess
Original Lyrics:
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know what I can do to make your feet alright?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
Matthew Sweet's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you need to
Be back in the arms of a good friend?
Oh 'cause honey believe me
I'd shouldn't have to call you my girlfriend.
Be back in the arms of a good friend?
Oh 'cause honey believe me
I'd shouldn't have to call you my girlfriend.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you need to
Be back in the arms of a good friend?
Oh 'cause honey, believe me
I'd sure love to call you my girlfriend.
Be back in the arms of a good friend?
Oh 'cause honey, believe me
I'd sure love to call you my girlfriend.
Pebbles', "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you need a drink
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you need a trip
Pebbles', "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you need a drink
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you need a trip
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, you, you, I wanna f*** your girlfriend.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend.
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you're perfect
Original Lyrics:
I don't like your girlfriend
'N Sync feat. Nelly's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the Billy and Pink cause 'might go in sink.
Original Lyrics:
I bought the Bentely in pink 'cuz my dough in sync.
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about you all the time, you're so the Take That
Original Lyrics:
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about you all the time, you're some detective
Original Lyrics:
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
'N Sync feat. Nelly's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make your neck pop blood and intact
I'll bubble your knees.
I'll bubble your knees.
Original Lyrics:
I'll make your neck pop back and in fact
I'll buckle your knees (hey).
I'll buckle your knees (hey).
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your mother's f***ing princess.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the mother f***ing princess.
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be rat around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
Original Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be rocked around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
Original Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be rocked around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what the hall were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what the hall were you thinking?
Original Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be wrecked around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
Original Lyrics:
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
'N Sync's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of a fight, will he be there to cheer you on your side
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night, is he gonna stay by your side
Pebbles', "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
It just takes a straight degree
Original Lyrics:
It just takes a street degree
Pebbles', "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jubilee, I'm not Jubilee
There is some questional
It gives us this strength to believe
You liked your last flight
And I cried my last crime
Unlock the door, baby
There goes the fish in the sea.
There is some questional
It gives us this strength to believe
You liked your last flight
And I cried my last crime
Unlock the door, baby
There goes the fish in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
To believe or not to believe
That is the question, love
It just takes the street degree
You've lied your last lie
And I've cried my last cry
I'm out the door, Babe
There's other fish in the sea.
That is the question, love
It just takes the street degree
You've lied your last lie
And I've cried my last cry
I'm out the door, Babe
There's other fish in the sea.
'N Sync feat. Nelly's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meat of Beyonce
Original Lyrics:
Heat of Beyonce
'N Sync feat. Nelly's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sew your pants around your ankles and watch your toes freeze
Original Lyrics:
So much ice around ya ankles, and watch ya toes freeze.
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's like so a lever
You can do so much better
You can do so much better
Original Lyrics:
She's like so whatever
You can do so much better.
You can do so much better.
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's like so eleven
You can do so much better.
You can do so much better.
Original Lyrics:
She's like so whatever
You can do so much better.
You can do so much better.
'N Sync feat. Nelly's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
So Mariah angles and watch your toes frees.
Original Lyrics:
So much ice around ya ankles, and watch ya toes freeze.
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better get to make your girlfriend disappear
Better get to make your girlfriend disappear
Original Lyrics:
So come over here and tell me what I want to hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
Pebbles', "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
There's other fish in the sea
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me what you want, a queer.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what I want to hear.
Billie Piper's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have a girlfriend
OR
We have a good friend
OR
We have a cool friend
You're looking real cruel
OR
We have a good friend
OR
We have a cool friend
You're looking real cruel
Original Lyrics:
Do you have a girlfriend?
You're looking real cool
You're looking real cool
N'sync's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you be my bird friend
Original Lyrics:
Would you be my girlfriend
Billie Piper's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to do the blues
We have a winner
We have a winner
Original Lyrics:
You don't have a thing to lose
Do you have a minute?
Do you have a minute?
Eve 6's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love to suck good friend
Where's the pair broken?
Where's the pair broken?
Original Lyrics:
You left a sock, girlfriend
Where's the pair broken?
Where's the pair broken?
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Pebbles', "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need to find yourself a new pet thing
Original Lyrics:
You need to find yourself a new plaything
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re some detective
Original Lyrics:
You’re so addictive
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