Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Free Bird that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'Cause I'm as free as a bird man
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
'Cause I'm as free as a birdhouse
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
'cause I'm as free as a turd now
'cause I'm as free as a bird now
And if I stay here with blue birds
Things just wouldn't be ashamed
And if I stay here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same
And this Borden cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot chain
And this bird you cannot change
And this bourbon cannot change
And this bird you cannot change
If I leave with her tomorrow.
Would you still remember me?
For I must speeding truck now.
'Cause just two minutes play I've gotta see.
If I stayed here with you.
If I leave here tomorrow.
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now.
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl.
No, no, you can't take
No, no, you can't change
And this bird you cannot cage.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot cage
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot chaaaaaain.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot chain.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot chain.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bubble ever cheese.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this turd you cannot shake.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this virtue cannot change.
And this bird you cannot change
And this world you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot change.
By the highway, you smell sweet, love
Bye Bye Baby, it's been a sweet love
Bye, bye, baby, Mrs. Craig Breedlove.
Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love.
Bye, bye, baby
Mrs. Craig Breedlove.
Bye, bye, baby
It's been a sweet love.
Candice Bergen cannot change
and this bird you cannot change
I'm a speed-traveling orb, now
I must be traveling on, now
I'm on speed, traveling on now
I must be traveling on now
In this world, you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot change.
Kansas bird, you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change