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Bald Headed Man
Forever man
Before I'll talk to the mosque
Before I can talk to the boss
Bone-headed man
Forever man
Foam Rubber Man
Forever Man
Four letter woman
or
Four Headed Woman
or
Foreheaded Woman
or
Foreheaded Woman
Forever Man
Foreign woman
Forever woman
Four-letter man
Forever man
Gain use for the modern man
Good news for the modern man
Hard workin' man
Forever man
I will be your ball rubbin' man
I will be your forever man
I will be your four-legged man
I will be your forever man
I will be your four-level man.
I will be your forever man.
I'll be your bald little man!
I'll be your forever man!
I'll be your bald rebel man!
I'll be your forever man!
I'll be your four letter man
I'll be your forever man
I'll be your poor rebel man
I'll be your forever man
I'll try to be your bull of a man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your four-level man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
Level man, level man, level man
Forever man, forever man, forever man
Little man, little man, little man
Forever man, forever man, forever man
Poor little woman ...
poor little man
Forever woman ...
forever man
Rubber man, rubber man, rubber man (forever man)
Forever man, forever man, forever man (forever man)
Want to be my poor lovin' woman.
I'm trying to be your poor lovin' man.
Little man, little man, little man (poor little man).
Want you to be my forever woman,
I'm trying to be your forever man.
Forever man, forever man, forever man (forever man).
Whore of a man
Forever man
Won't you be a fourth of a woman
I'm tryin' to be your warm lovin' man.
Won't you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
Won't you be my floor-level woman
I'll try to be your floor-level man.
Wont you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
Won't you be my foreign woman
I'll try to be your foreign man
or
Won't you be my fun lovin' woman
I'll try to be your fun lovin' man.
Won't you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
Won't you be my form-letter woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
Won't you be my four-legged woman?
Tryin' to be a four-legged man.
Won't you be my forever woman?
Tryin' to be your forever man.
Won't you be my horrible woman?
I'll try to be your horrible man.
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man
Won't you be my poor rebel woman?
I'll try to be your poor rebel man.
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
Won't you be my portable woman?
I'll try to be your portable man.
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
Won'tcha be my Fall River woman
Won'tcha be my forever woman
You could be my poor little woman
I could be your poor little man
Little man, little man, little man.
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man
Forever man, forever man, forever man.
Her I stand before every man.
Here I stand the Foreverman.
Here I stand the human hand.
Here I stand, it's who I am.