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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Floyd The Barber that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Nirvana's, "Floyd The Barber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello Cobain, come on in
Floyd upturns his Remington
Come down on me, don't be unmaid
Steaming hot towel, I'm unfazed
I was chafed, I'm ashamed
Badly chafed, I'm a shiner.
Floyd upturns his Remington
Come down on me, don't be unmaid
Steaming hot towel, I'm unfazed
I was chafed, I'm ashamed
Badly chafed, I'm a shiner.
Original Lyrics:
Bell on door ring, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved I was shamed
I was shaved, Ii was shamed.
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved I was shamed
I was shaved, Ii was shamed.
Nirvana's, "Floyd The Barber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, got a drink?
Come on in Floyd observes my hairy tail
Say to the chair: 'Don't be afraid'
Stained hot towel on my face
I want shade I want shade I want shade
Come on in Floyd observes my hairy tail
Say to the chair: 'Don't be afraid'
Stained hot towel on my face
I want shade I want shade I want shade
Original Lyrics:
Bell on door ring, Come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved
Nirvana's, "Floyd The Barber"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shaped, I was shaped.
Original Lyrics:
I was shaved, I was shaved.
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