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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for First Date that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Honest, Let's mate, this night lasts forever
Honest, Let's make this night last forever
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
I told your dad I'd probably get a miss.
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
I dreamt the thought of our very first kiss
I talked to dad, I'm probably gonna miss
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss
I just f**ked everybody in the room
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
I just hugged everybody in the room.
I'm jealous of everybody in the room.
I target Dad, I'm probably gonna miss.
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
I tug at dad I'm probably gonna miss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's Linda Dan's?
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Is it wrong if I stick my hands down your pants?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Is it wrong if I think it's limit dance?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Is it wrong if I think its limit dan?
Is it wrong if I think its lame to dance?
On it!
Checkmate!
This may last forever!
Honest!
Let's make!
This night last forever!
On it, let's wait
Honest, let's make...
These fishsticks last for ever.
Let's make this last forever.
This date could last forever.
Let's make this last forever.