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Alyse Lollipop
Feliz Navidad
At least Autobot
Feliz Navidad
Autobots are from the Transformers. (But were they around when this song was made?)
At least Molly Dodd
Feliz Navidad
At least homicide
Feliz Navidad
At least mommy died
Da da-da da da but at least she died.
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
At least mommy does.
Feliz Navidad
This is not a 'Traditional' song; it was indeed written and performed by Jose Feliciano.
At least mommy mops
Feliz Navidad
At least not a lot
Feliz Navidad
At least, I'll be dead.
Feliz Navidad
Belief's not enough.
Feliz Navidad
Belize Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Bernice farts a lot
Feliz Navidad
Betty's naughty nut.
Feliz Navidad
Billy's naughty tot
Feliz Navidad
Billy's not Enoch.
Feliz Navidad
But it's not enough.
Feliz Navidad
Denise probably not
Feliz Navidad
Denise's naughty dog
Feliz Navidad
Dos perros anos
Prospero ano
'Dos perros anos' (with a tilde atop the N) roughly translates to 'two dogs years' in Spanish.
Elise mommy not
Feliz Navidad
F'leas on my bod.
Feliz Navidad
F-leas not be dots
Feliz Navidad
Faye, lease Navidad
Faye, lease Navidad.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
Felice la-di-dah
Feliz Navidad
Felice never did.
Feliz Navidad.
Felipe's mommy died.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Mommy died.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Mommy locked
Feliz Navidad
Feliz navidad, rose perro a no.
Feliz navidad, prospero ano.
Feliz's smelly sock
Feliz Navidad
Fellows nobby don
Feliz Navidad
Fik lis nok I nat
Feliz Navidad
It's Danish and means: 'Did Lis (Danish name) get enough tonight?' (Mostly related to sex.)
Flea's love your dog.
Feliz Navidad
Fleas never dab
Feliz Navidad
Fleas never die.
Feliz Navidad
Fleas on a dog
Fleas on a dog.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad.
Fleas on my dog
Feliz Navidad
Fleas on the dog
Feliz Navidad
Fleas on your dog
Feliz Navidad.
For he's a naughty nut.
Feliz Navidad
For he's noddy not.
Feliz Navidad
Fuh-leas on the dog
Feliz Navidad
Goalie's Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Her knees nobby knock.
Feliz Navidad
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
I wanna issue a Merry Christmas
From the bottle of my heart.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my horse.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my house.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom to the top
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a harried wish list
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas.
I wanna wish you a harried wishlist
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a smelly Christmas
From the bottom of my farts
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Double entendre everyone? (Referring to the word “bottom”)
I want to live in America.
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From Obama of my heart
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
My knees, how they knock.
Feliz Navidad
No fleas on the dog, No fleas on the dog
No fleas on the dog
God washed them all off, and now they drowned.
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad,
Prospero ano y felicidad.
Oh he's Bobby Vaught
Feliz Navidad
Phylicia Rashad,
Phylicia Rashad
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad
Phylicia Rashad
Phylicia Rashad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Pilec nive did
Feliz Navidad
Please Dobby, die!
Feliz Navidad
Dobby is the house-elf from 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'.
Please Navi not
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Please buy me that
Feliz Navidad
Please knock me up
Feliz Navidad
Please mommy mop
Feliz Navidad
There's fleas on my dog
or
Her knees are knobby now!
or
F-leas on my dog
or
At least mommy died
or
Police Navidad
or
Police not be dead
or
Please never die
or
Please never die
Feliz Navidad
Police Knobby Dodd
Feliz Navidad
Police La-di-dah
Feliz Navidad
Police Mommy Dad
Feliz Navidad
Police Naughty Dog
Feliz Navidad
Police copycat
Feliz Navidad
Police drive a Dodge
Feliz Navidad
Police got my car
Police got my car
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Police got my dad.
Feliz Navidad
Police have my Dad.
Feliz Navidad
Police knock me down
So get up, I'm going to leave, sweetheart
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
Police knocked me down.
Feliz Navidad
Police know my dad
Police know my dad
Police know my dad (and they)
Properly fleece my dad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero año y felicidad
Police motorbike
The bailed up robber said, 'Police Me Not'.
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Police nabbed me dad.
Feliz Navidad
Police naughty dog
Feliz Navidad
Police never die!
Feliz Navidad
Police noddy dog
Feliz Navidad
Police shot my dad
Feliz Navidad
Police shot my dog.
Feliz Navidad
Police stole my car.
Feliz Navidad
Police, La De Da
Feliz Navidad
Police, Mommy's dead.
Feliz Navidad
Police, nom nom nom
Feliz Navidad
Police, oh my God!!
Feliz Navidad
Prosperous annoyed in Michigan.
Prospero ano y felicidad.
Puh-lease Mary rot
Feliz Navidad
Puh-lease knock it off.
Feliz Navidad
Puh-leeze call me Todd.
Feliz Navidad
Puh-leeze naughty Dad
Feliz Navidad
Release Maggie Dot
Feliz Navidad
Release Moby Dick
Feliz Navidad
Release Mommy not.
Feliz Navidad
Release Nobby's nuts
Feliz Navidad
Phillip Kelly adds: "Nobby's are a popular brand of nuts in Australia, whose slogan was 'Nibble Nobby's nuts'. This got satirized as 'Nibble Nobby's nuts before Nobby nibbles yours'."
Release fluffy ducks
Feliz Navidad
Release knobby rocks.
Feliz Navidad
Release my wee lad.
Feliz Navidad
Release sloppy snot.
Feliz Navidad
Repeat la di dah.
Feliz Navidad.
Sneeze doggy dog
Feliz navidad
The least knobby dot.
Feliz navidad
Not me, but: The least knobby dot.
The least snotty duck
Feliz Navidad
The least snotty duck
Feliz Navidad
The police have knobby tires.
Feliz Navidad
The police have you now
Feliz Navidad
The police locked me up
Feliz Navidad
The police stole my car
Feliz Navidad
The three smelly dogs
Feliz Navidad
They lease Marriott
They lease Marriott.
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
We're just taking part
We're just getting hot