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Because I'm big, I'm big
Because I'm fat, I'm fat
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or rye
or
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or white
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
Ham on, ham on, have an whole wheat, all right!
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.
Ham on, ham on. I'm a Norwegian. Alright.
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, alright.
Hey mon, hey mon
Hey mon, are we, all right?
Ham on, ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right.
I take up seven roses
I take up seven rows
I'm fat, I'm back, sham on.
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
I'm fat, I'm fat, Shamu
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
It clearly sounds like he's saying "Sham on!" instead of "Come on!"
I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
My fingers bust
My buttons break.
My zippers bust
My buckles break.
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, shampoo.
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo.
Some of the background vocals are simultaneous with the lead vocals in this part.
Your body's white
Well, mine is too.
Your butt is wide
Well, mine is too.
Your butt is wide, well minus two
Your butt is wide, well mine is too