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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Fat that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm big, I'm big
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm fat, I'm fat
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or rye
or
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, or white
Original Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, have an whole wheat, all right!
Original Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on. I'm a Norwegian. Alright.
Original Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, alright.
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mon, hey mon
Hey mon, are we, all right?
Original Lyrics:
Ham on, ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right.
Misheard Lyrics:
I take up seven roses
Original Lyrics:
I take up seven rows
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm back, sham on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, Shamu
Original Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
It clearly sounds like he's saying "Sham on!" instead of "Come on!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
Original Lyrics:
I'm fat, I'm fat, come on.
Misheard Lyrics:
My fingers bust
My buttons break.
Original Lyrics:
My zippers bust
My buckles break.
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, shampoo.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo.
Some of the background vocals are simultaneous with the lead vocals in this part.
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body's white
Well, mine is too.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is wide
Well, mine is too.
Misheard Lyrics:
Your butt is wide, well minus two
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is wide, well mine is too

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