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All it takes is some Trident
All it takes is some trying
All the dicks is some trying
All it takes is some trying
But you can't escape nylon
But you can't escape my love
But you can’t escape my dog
But you can’t escape my love
If you feel like leaving
I'm not going to make you a stake.
If you feel like leaving
I'm not going make you stay.
If you feel like leaving
I'm not gonna make you steak.
If you feel like leaving
I'm not gonna make you stay.
Just when you think you have it all figured out,
A one-night stand can change your mind.
Just when you think you had it all figured out
Runnin' scared can change your mind.
No damn chairs can hold me to the ground.
No damn chains can hold me to the ground.
See them try to break my armor down
No damn chains can hold me to the ground.
See them try to bring the hammer down
No damn chains can hold me to the ground.
They're makin' laws, but they don't understand
Turns a boy in to a farting man
They're makin' laws, but they don't understand
Turns a boy in to a fightin' man
They're making laws, but they don't understand
What turns a boy into a farting man
They're making laws, but they don't understand
Turns a boy into a fighting man
To escape from the truthful squirrel
To escape from the true false world
To escape from the two foot squirrels.
To escape from the true false world.
You can run, you can die
But you can't escape my love
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love
You can run, you can die
But you can't escape Milo.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape Milo.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my load.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my truck.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape, blaaaaaaaaaaah!
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't take all my drugs!!!
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love.
You can run, you can hide
But you cannot see my room.
You can run, you can hide
But you can't escape my love.