Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> E -> Eat It
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Eat It that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you ate
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna hear about what kind of food you hate
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you make me defeat it
Original Lyrics:
Don't you make me repeat it
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get yourself an egg and bean it
Original Lyrics:
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
How come you're always such a f***ing young man?
Original Lyrics:
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
How come you're always such a fussy young flan,
Don't want no Captain Kush, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well, don't you know that other kids are restarting in Jag Pan.
So deceit it, just deceit it
Don't want no Captain Kush, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well, don't you know that other kids are restarting in Jag Pan.
So deceit it, just deceit it
Original Lyrics:
How come you're always such a fussy young man,
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan.
So eat it, just eat it.
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan.
So eat it, just eat it.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be bait
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna debate
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's getting cold, believe it
Original Lyrics:
If it's getting cold, reheat it
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fries
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now if you fart to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
Original Lyrics:
Now if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now if you start to dance, you'll just have yourself a plate
Original Lyrics:
Now if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now if you start to death
You just have yourself complain
You just have yourself complain
Original Lyrics:
Now, if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
You'll just have yourself to blame
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Eat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well don't you know that other kids are story in Japan?
Original Lyrics:
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.