Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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And them girls all on me like white on right.
And them girls all on me like white on rice.
Easy like some bologna
Easy like Sunday morning
Everybody wants to be where they want to be
Everybody wants me to be who they want me to be
Girl, I'm leading you to my rug
I'm easy like something more than
Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow
I'm easy like Sunday morning
Girl, I'm leaving you to my brother.
Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow.
Girl, I'm leaving you to my brother
Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow
Hey Mr. Postman, where's the mail for my male parts?
Hey Mr. Postman, where's the mail for my mailbox?
I did my chores to make it
I've paid my dues to make it
I even like Sunday morning
I'm easy like Sunday morning
I know it sounds but I just can't stand the pain girl
I'm leaving you to my rubble.
I know it sounds but I just can't stand the pain girl
I'm leaving you tomorrow.
I know it sounds funny but I just can't stand the pain
Girl, I'm leaving you to my rum.
I know it sounds funny but I just can't stand the pain
Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow.
I paid my chores to make it
I paid my dues to make it
I wanna be hot, so hot
I wanna be high, so high
I'm not happy when I'm driving naked, no.
I'm not happy when I have to fake it, no.
I've paid my Jews to make it
I've paid my dues to make it
I've paid my booze to make it
I've paid my dues to make it
I've paid my shoes to make it
I've paid my dues to make it
It’s Easter on Sunday morning
I’m easy like Sunday morning
Meet me on Sunday morning
Easy like Sunday morning
You see I break stone in a bottle
You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed
You see I fixed all that I borrowed.
You see I beg, stole, and I borrowed.
You see a big storm in my burrow.
You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed.
You see my beer's cold in a barrel
You see I beg, stole, and I borrowed
You see, I begged, stole, and I borrowed, yeah, ooh
You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed, yeah, ooh
You see, a big stone ain't a bottle
You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed
You see, my Dad's stoned and I borrow
You see I beg, stole, and I borrowed